Lance Armstrong and Tony Kornheiser (A.K.A Mr. Douchebag) Kiss and Make-Up
Lance Armstrong professed his forgiveness of Tony Kornheiser on his twitter page, after they had a “decent chat” about Korneiser’s cyclist hater comments. To review, this is what Tony Korn-hole said: “They don’t share the road. They dominate the road. They dare you to run them down. Then when you do, they get angry. What is that about? So you tap them. I’m not saying you kill them. I’m saying you tap them. Tap them once. If you’re not rubbing, you’re not racing right? So you pop them a little bit and see what happens.” If you are unfamiliar with Mr. Korn-tard, he is the ESPN jerk-off who was suspended for making comments about co-worker Hanna Storm’s wardrobe. Here’s what he said about her: “Hannah Storm is in a horrifying, horrifying outfit today. She’s got on red go-go boots and a catholic school plaid skirt. Way too short for somebody in her 40s or maybe early 50s by now. And she’s got on her typically very, very tight shirt. So she looks like she’s got sausage casing wrapping around her upper body. I mean, I know she’s very good, and I’m not supposed to be critical of ESPN people, so I won’t … But, Hannah Storm, come on now! Stop! What are you doing? … [She’s] what I would call a Holden Caulfield fantasy at this point.” Can someone please fire this guy?