Does anyone ever get a job this way? And by “this way,” I mean posting pathetic videos over the internet that encompass old school groveling. Steve Lillywhite, the music producer behind the first three releases from ‘Dave Matthews Band’ (back when Dave Matthews was actually listenable), wants to be the next ‘American Idol’ judge. Sure he might know his stuff, but these online videos might actually work against him, as he is absolutely painful to watch. When asked about Steve Lillywhite as a possible replacement, Simon Cowell gave a far less wordy critique than mine, by basically calling him ugly. Watch the cringe-worthy video below.