This story is just ridiculous enough to post. Heather Locklear hit a road sign and drove off, which is apparently classified as a “hit and run.” What’s funny is that the press is making this sound as if she actually hit another human being and then drove away. Is this a bad forum to admit how many road signs I’ve hit? Next time I accidentally bump a ‘no parking’ sign with my car, should I leave a note with my number so that the sign can call me for damages? It’s all so confusing.