The Dishmaster

Entertainment News With a Side of Dish

Wednesday

21

April 2010

0

COMMENTS

Heather Locklear’s Hit and Run . . . with a Road Sign??

Written by , Posted in General

This story is just ridiculous enough to post.  Heather Locklear hit a road sign and drove off, which is apparently classified as a “hit and run.”  What’s funny is that the press is making this sound as if she actually hit another human being and then drove away.  Is this a bad forum to admit how many road signs I’ve hit?  Next time I accidentally bump a ‘no parking’ sign with my car, should I leave a note with my number so that the sign can call me for damages?  It’s all so confusing.