I don’t even know where to begin. The new Nike commercial is a feeble attempt by Nike to humanize Tiger, by using his dad’s voice to ask some illusive questions that would probably be a lot more specific if he was alive today. For example, his dad might ask why he didn’t just hire prostitutes instead of having to waste so much time texting five thousand different women. Wait . . . that was my question. For goodness sakes, how much pussy does one man need? Good thing my primary demographic for this website is women, because I am afraid of how the men might answer that. Watch below.