The Dish – Tabloid Review
Written by The Dishmaster, Posted in Uncategorized
Mel Gibson denies that he cheated on Oksana Grigorieva with porn star Violet Kowal while Grigorieva was pregnant. Grigorieva has yet to confirm the reports, but she originally told the press that they split “suddenly and recently,” and the “truth will come out.” Gibson is such a stand up guy, I can’t possibly believe he’d be a cheater.
Anne Hathaway’s new boyfriend Adam Shulman, is being accused of theft. He allegedly walked off with a mural painted by street artist Mr. Brainwash. The mural was on a building in Manhattan’s Meatpacking district. If this story is true, she sure knows how to pick them.
Larry King and his wife Shawn King have reconciled. To quote the great Howard Stern, “why get half of Larry’s money when you could have all of it.”
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt may not film the series finale of ‘The Hills.’ I suppose if you want to stay on a television show, you should refrain from accusing the Executive Producer of sexual harassment.
Britney Spears and her boyfriend/manager Jason Trawick have “split professionally.” They are officially no longer mixing business with pleasure. He’s just her boyfriend now.
Former Bachelorette Jen Schefft is pregnant. Love really does exist outside of television.
Matt Lauer and his wife, Annette Roque, have split amidst reports that he cheated. Lauer reminds me of that dorky kid in high school that never got the girl and now that he’s famous he wants as much pussy as humanly possible.