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Alright – it’s safe to say that R Kelly’s career is in the toilet. As a result, he’s joined the creepy-guy-club, and started uploading music videos to You Tube. The song below might be one of the greatest creations in music history. I first heard it on Howard Stern, and I had to track it down. It’s a very literal recap of the many fights R Kelly has had with his “girl,” and it’s basically him yelling profanities over some background music. It made me laugh almost as hard as Chris Klein’s Mamma Mia audition.