Miley Cyrus on Her Lesbian Kiss: "Focus on World Peace Instead"
Miley Cyrus responded to her lesbian kiss controversy by telling us that she “did nothing wrong,” and “there are wayyyyyy more important things in the world.” Whenever celebrities get into trouble, they insist on questioning our obsession with entertainment, and implore us to instead focus on more significant things such as the war in Iraq. First, I’d like to say that I am fully capable of focusing on two things at once. Second, if you’d like me to ONLY focus on the serious stuff, how about I stop buying your albums altogether? I’d also like to take a moment to explain to Miley Cyrus what the real issue is, given that she clearly doesn’t get it. The problem is not that you kissed or didn’t kiss a girl during your performance. It’s that you are 17 years old and dressed like a hooker on stage. We clearly fear you are going down the same path as Britney Spears, and people are concerned for you. After all, didn’t Britney Spears’ downfall begin when she stopped wearing pants? Bad joke. Anyways, no one is against you dressing sexy, but when you prance around on stage in a leotard with your ass hanging out, people are going to talk.