The Dishmaster

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July 2010



Taylor Momsen Isn’t Miley Cyrus – Hear that Fu*kers?

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And I thought my potty mouth was bad. Taylor Momsen hates being compared to Miley Cyrus, because that “bubblegum sh*t is pathetic.” She’s a rock star people. I’m going to take the time to explain to Miss Momsen why she is being compared to Miley Cyrus – because she apparently isn’t getting it. It has nothing to do with being two teenagers that sing. It’s because you are both teenagers that dress like whores. It’s disturbing, and we all wonder whether you concocted this affront on our eyes together. Is there some school you go to about how to show your underwear on stage, in an effort to make us all feel like pedophiles while watching you perform?