Zoe Saldana Gets Naked – Surprise, Surprise
The Dishmaster is about to engage in one of my infamous, self-righteous preaching parades. One of my regular culprits is at it again. Zoe Saldana has decided to strip down for a Calvin Klein ad. Why? — Because what else is there to do as an actress other than to get naked? This marks the second time I’ve bashed Saldana, who is among the many women in the industry that feel the need to sell sex as part of their craft. She started doing it in a recent interview, where she gratuitously emphasized her love for sex, and she has now taken it a step further with these Calvin Klein ads. So am I an up-tight, virginal prick? I certainly get it when it comes to models that sell sex as part of a clothing line. After all, women want to feel sexy in clothes, so it only makes sense for the models to look risque. But when you are an actress, I’m not sure how you can be taken seriously in your bra and underwear. Furthermore, as I’ve said many times before, do not complain that Hollywood is fattist, sexist, and ageist, if you are going to appear naked in a come-fu*k-me pose any chance you get (hear that Jennifer Aniston?). Because when you no longer look like this and the roles dry up, you will regret it. I promise.