Adam Lambert Makes Out With Random Fans — Can you Say Herpes of the Mouth?
I’m all for being unconventional and anti-establishment, but I draw the line at swapping spit with random, crazed fans. American Idol runner-up Adam Lambert, took crowd surfing to a new level, by stopping in the middle of his song to make out with his fans. I wonder what his Jewish mother would have to say about that. Because I don’t know his Jewish mother, I’ll tell you what my own Jewish mother would say. Here goes: “You what!? You didn’t even know these people and made-out with them? What if they had a cold? I hope you don’t get herpes of the mouth! That’s disgusting, and you should not be such a little slut.” There you have it. Perhaps my mother should give him a call.