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The Rolling Stone ‘True Blood’ Cover is Disgusting

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Sure I don’t watch True Blood, but I imagine that even if I did, I would be equally disgusted by the Rolling Stone cover.  The main characters are covered in blood, because  — you know  –they’re vampires.  First of all, I know vampires drink blood, but does that mean they don’t shower?  When I eat food, and accidentally leave some on my face, I don’t walk around all day with food on my face.  I take out a napkin and wipe it off.  And do they also roll around in blood like pigs in mud?  That’s what the cover would have you believe.  I’m both confused and disgusted.  To see the gross cover, click here.