Adam Levine Can Sing — Who Knew?
Let me begin this post by saying that Adam Levine of Maroon 5 greatly annoys me. But to be fair, who doesn’t? There’s just something very off-putting about the dorky Jewish guy who gets fame, and then screws every model he can get his hands on. As my mother would say, “What’s wrong with you? Can’t you find a nice Jewish girl?” Plus, his uncle is Timothy Noah, a writer and editor for Slate Magazine, and I predict there was a bit of connection-based success. Though I’m not against nepotism on its face, I like to arbitrarily oppose it based solely on personal bias — such as his aforementioned quest for hot models, instead of Jewish girls like myself. Now that I’ve waxed on about my Levine annoyances, I have to confess that I love the new Maroon 5 song, Out of Goodbyes. He collaborated with Lady Antebellum for it, and it’s released today along with his new album, Hands All Over. Listen below.