Hilary Clinton’s Hair Causes Controversy — HUH?!
In case you were snoozing during her campaign for President, I’ll remind you that Hilary Clinton’s style is limited to neon pant suits. Apparently, her hair is now added to the fashion faux paus list. While appearing before the United Nations to discuss relief for Pakistan and Haiti, reporters noticed her bad hair day, and decided to write about her ill-used hair clip, instead of the actual issues she discussed. It’s nice to know I’m not the only person who day dreams during important speeches. I often find myself undressing and redressing everyone in a room, and if I have time, I’ll also do their hair and makeup in my head. Now if I can only find a way to get paid the same as these top notch reporters. I’m sure I’d move up the ladder quickly, and eventually graduate to full on naps while politicians talk.