Lady Gaga Gets Through Airport Security — What if She Handcuffed the Pilot?
I have to admit that I’m no longer a Lady Gaga fan. Her wacky behavior has crossed the very fine line between artistic and insane, and she’s taken her loose screws to a whole new level, by traveling through the airport with handcuffs and chains. Explain to me how I’m not allowed to bring my moisturizer on the plane, but Lady Gaga is allowed to bring handcuffs? Here’s my message to airport security — I hope you’re on your toes, because Gaga’s accessories can be used for many things — including handcuffing the pilot.