Dear Katy Perry — You Should Only Wear Latex Dresses
Branding is extremely important for a musician. When you explode on the music scene, the first question is, “who is this person and what can I expect from them?” Oops — that was two questions — forgive me. For a pop singer, the answer to those questions is usually, “I’m no one and you can expect nothing from me.” Okay — that was mean. Anyways, Katy Perry has done a good job of staying relevant, and she’s actually really intelligent and sassy. So I’d like to take a moment to give her some free Dishmaster advice. Dear Katy Perry — from now on, you should only wear latex dresses. The squeezed-in look is hot, and it’s better than Lady Gaga’s Schizophrenic style. At the very least — it’s consistent and original. See the pictures below, and let me know if you agree.