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November 2010



Kim Kardashian Launches Kids Credit Card — I Approve!

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Kim Kardashian is launching a credit card for teens, which gives them a small amount of credit so they learn to spend responsibly.  This might be the best celebrity business decision in history.  If there’s anything I know about my useless teenage education, it’s that those worthless teachers left the most important lesson out of their lectures — DON’T FUCK UP YOUR CREDIT!  My adult life has never involved a fraction, but it’s certainly involved buying a car.  I’m officially going to stop picking on Kim Kardashian.  Not only because she launched a credit card instead of a dumb fragrance, but also because I’ve recently been tipped off by a reliable source that she’s a very kind person.  So there you have it.  Congratulations, Kim.