This story is still circulating, and it’s too ridiculous to avoid. There’s a picture of Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriquez popcorn at the Super Bowl, and it’s apparently newsworthy. I guess that if these news outlets were uncensored, the titles would actually read, “Alex Rodriguez is a pus*y,” but it’s instead more like “Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez pack on the PDA.” I simply don’t care either way. To be fair though, I can admit that I have never in my entire life fed a boyfriend food. I prefer a masculine man, and any semblance of femininity is a massive turn-off. I suppose that’s also why I don’t want a man that likes to prance around in women’s underwear.