Married to Rock — The Worst Show on Earth
There’s no one more attracted to trashy reality television than myself. Having said that, I’d have to pull my eyelashes out lash-by-lash before watching more of ‘Married to Rock.’ It’s a shame when your wife can barely form actual sentences. Oh right — it’s fine if she’s hot. I’d tell you the names of the individuals in the clip below, but it’s simply not worth knowing. Enjoy!