Quote of the Day: Is “Mr. Jones” Adam Duritz’s Pen*s?

“I rarely go for hidden meanings. I’m not writing riddles. Mr. Jones is not my dick. He’s a guy named Martin Jones.” Adam Duritz, on the identity of Mr. Jones, in response to a fan inquiry about whether he’s actually Duritz’s penis. Listen to the song below while imagining that it is in fact Duritz’s penis. I’m convinced it adds some extra enjoyment.