Heidi Montag Debuts “Heartbreak” — The Dishmaster’s Heart is Broken

If you’re going to use fancy technology to make your voice nearly unrecognizable, and it still sounds like shit, then perhaps you should just lip-sync to someone else’s voice and pass it off as your own? It might be immoral, but by the time anyone figured it out you could pocket lots of cash, right? Listen to the very unenjoyable train-wreck below.