Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan — Where’s My Thank You Note?

If there’s anyone that can give Lindsay Lohan advice — it’s Charlie Sheen. The man is untouchable. The reason? He owns his turmoil, unlike Lohan who is constantly crying “comeback,” only to be followed up with immediate trouble. As for why she never sent Sheen a thank you note for his $100,000 gift, I suppose that’s something you learn from your parents at a young age — and let’s just say she didn’t stand much of a chance.