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Kim Kardashian Wins in Court — Divorce Trial Set for May

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Hell hath no fury like a little boy scorned. Despite Kris Humphries adamant attempts at delaying his Kim Kardashian divorce trial, the court pounced on the emotional pipsqueak today, claiming he’s had enough time to prepare and setting the trial for May. Humphries has feverishly pushed for an annulment based on fraud, and Kardashian has continuously pushed back, claiming there’s no evidence, and insisting she married for love, not ratings.

There’s a lesson to be learned here, folks. If a man is willing to marry on television, his intentions are likely not pure. And if a woman is willing to marry on television, her intentions are likely not pure. In summary, two tainted television whores do not belong tying the knot.