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March 2013



The Kardashians Kill An Alligator — Kill Their Show Instead

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All bad things must come to an end eventually, right? Even Jersey Shore had a shelf-life. So what about these Kardashian kon-artists? Though I originally felt apathetic about their ascent to fame, I now feel outraged. In a small-minded bid for ratings, the series villain, Scott Disick, killed an innocent alligator for sport. Why? Because it’s Miami of course, and alligators are all-the-rage.

The only way to pull this show is to stop watching it. And I’ve made that my movement. That being said, I’ve attached the disturbing clip below, so as to appeal to my readers to join in my outrage. These douchebags are done — start counting the clock.