Christina Aguilera Returns to The Voice — Shock Ensues
This is more shocking than the news that the tooth fairy only left a dollar under my childhood pillow (I deserved way more). Despite my consistent disapproval, Christina Aguilera will return to season five of The Voice with a sizable paycheck. Though I didn’t have inside knowledge of her contract, I assumed she was sacked. But even The Dishmaster can eat crow. I really did like Shakira, but all good things can’t last forever . . .