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August 2013



Ashton Kutcher at the Teen Choice Awards — What the Phuck?

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Though I appreciate the striking sentiment, Ashton’s Kutcher’s speech at the Teen Choice Awards seemed laced with a depression-filled enlightenment. I suppose it’s nice that he gave serious advice in a young forum, but it made me uncomfortable. Some words of wisdom included: “Be smart, be thoughtful, and be generous,” and “I’ve never had a job I was better than.” As I write this, it suddenly occurred to me that this all sounds strikingly similar to Steve Jobs’ commencement speech at Stanford. Perhaps his upcoming role went to his head. Watch below.

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