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Justin Bieber’s Bodyguards Carry Him up the Great Wall of China?

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For those outraged by Justin Bieber’s bodyguards carrying him up the Great Wall of China, please find solace in knowing that all bad things must come to an end, and like all worthless pop-tarts, Bieber’s ship will tank, and he’ll be fighting foreclosure as the world remembers his nostalgic days of grace, which entailed drop-crotch pants, Selena Gomez, and sizzurp (allegedly, of course). And because I still won’t post paparazzi pictures (even though this one is deserved), click HERE to see the douchbaggery in question. And before you preach about his talent, I’ve posted a performance below.

Note: I don’t wish ill-will on anyone. Even Justin Bieber.