and before you all start ragging on my rug – let me say this, my nipples are fake, too. I don't care to discuss it further.
— jason alexander (@IJasonAlexander) February 12, 2014
I find sweet pleasure in picking on Jason Alexander’s hair piece, and it’s not because I have an evil heart. It’s nice to see Hollywood take a hit at a man’s awkward appearance for a change. One thing is clear though, and it’s that Jason Alexander is completely ridiculous. I’d like to think that the intention of all aesthetic change is to trick the public into thinking it’s natural. And while many women with inflated breasts and frozen faces might violate that rule, it’s still a viable standard nonetheless. Where is Elaine Benes to rip that off his bald head when you need her? Watch Jason discuss his fake hair with Craig Ferguson below.