JLO Bares Her “Booty” — I’M BLIND.

There’s light, there’s shade, and then there’s an overt assault on my eyes. JLO unveiled her very revealing “Booty” video, and the NSFW naked brigade is a little too literal and lube-infested for my taste. Plus, Iggy’s appearance feels a tad desperate. Jennifer Lopez has her own stake in the game, and the Queen Diva doesn’t need help from ass-injected up-and-comers. This reeks of the Madonna + Britney collaboration (and that’s not a good thing).