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Kim v. Kourtney: “Your Style is Nasty”

KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS — Season: 16 — Pictured: “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” Key Art — (Photo by: Miller Mobley/ E! Entertainment)

There are so many layers to the greatness of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians clip below, I’ve decided to explain it in bullet form to ensure I cover all the key points. Note that the sisterly spat began when Kim accused Kourtney of trying to copy her style.

  • A Humanitarian hoe: Kim Kardashian calls Kourtney Kardashian a “fake humanitarian hoe,” because Kim is actually doing things for the world and Kourtney is just pretending. Kim might be a real humanitarian, but she’s also a humanitarian that called her sister a “hoe.”
  • Kris Jenner’s reaction: Kris Jenner is clearly the favorite Kardashian, as the matriarch has an unprecedented hustle. Her zen-like response to her kids’ fights is priceless. Plus, she couldn’t help but crack a smile at the ridiculousness.
  • Khloe doesn’t give a f*ck: Khloe Kardashian is the queen of bypassing drama with a dazed phone scroll, and this clip is no exception.
  • Kourtney’s response: Kourtney has always dominated the savage insults, and her “people-are-dying-Kim” response to Kim losing her $75,000 diamond earring in the ocean has gone down in history as one of the show’s all time best quotes. The fact that this clip gives that quote a callback makes me very happy.
  • Kim is a style snob: While Kim might have the best style of the Kardashian clan (excluding mamma Kris), that doesn’t say a lot. Plus, Kanye plays a large role in it and Kim hoards the credit. That being said, she’s taken over Kourtney’s savage insults by calling Kourtney’s stylist’s picks “nasty.”

Watch the glorious clip below. Keeping Up With the Kardashians airs Sundays at 9 p.m. ET/PT on E!.

Lala Kent Tries to Wiggle Out of 50 Cent Feud

WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE WITH ANDY COHEN — Episode 16140 — Pictured: Lala Kent — (Photo by: Charles Sykes/Bravo)

Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent’s warped sense of self worth is an always entertaining addition to the intoxicating Bravo reality series, but when it comes to her feud with 50 Cent, I simply can’t let it slide. In the clip below, you’ll see Kent claim that she has receipts to prove that she “bruised 50 Cent’s ego,” which is laughable considering the extent to which “Fofty” humiliating her husband/Power producer Randall Emmett over outstanding debt owed to the rapper/producer. Watch below to see her wiggle out of one of the best feuds of all time.

Miley Cyrus & Kaitlynn Carter – Why Are Same-Sex Affairs, “Fake”?

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When Miley Cyrus surfaced on the beach smooching Foray co-founder/Brody Jenner’s ex Kaitlynn Carter, most people thought it was fake, including The Hills star/Tommy Lee’s and Pamela Anderson’s son, Brandon Lee. Personally, I thought it was more disrespectful than fake. In fact, it’s just as disrespectful as Brody’s recent rendezvous with Josie Canseco, but because society is way harder on women, Brody’s actions seemed to get a pass. He rightfully came to his ex-“wife’s” defense, but the damage is done.

Here’s my issue. Why is it “fake” when two women kiss on the heels of a divorce, but it’s “scandalous” when a woman and a man run off together? Is a lesbian love affair less believable? Though men might not place the same weight on girl/girl infidelity, it’s just as tacky to rub your new relationship in your ex’s face, regardless of the gender. I have zero idea about the timeline here, so I can only go by their announcement. But judging by Liam Hemsworth’s reaction, he’s still grieving the loss of his marriage – which makes this worse.

Taylor Swift’s “Lover” v. Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You”

It’s no secret I’ve been riding the Taylor Swift hate train for quite some time, but that doesn’t make me a “hater.” I’m just simply a longtime fan gone rogue after a series of unforgivable missteps. Aside from the usual complaints about her whoa-is-me/I’m-a-victim behavior, she’s released a new tune entitled “Lover” and it’s so clearly a rip-off off of Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” my head might explode. Will she receive legal push-back? Probably not. To quote my friend, “It’s close, but it’s not close enough.” Listen below and judge for yourself.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion: Part 2 – Hypocrisy Galore

It’s hard to believe the ladies of RHOBH think the show can survive sans Lisa Vanderpump, especially given that 80% of the season was about Lisa Vanderpump — even AFTER she quit the reality series. Fans of LVP have been quick to point out the leading ladies are hypocrities for attacking the WEHO Queen, a tactic used to deflect attention from their own personal lives — specifically the multi-million dollar lawsuits they’re facing. Those lawsuits are against the husbands of Erika Jayne, Kyle Richards, and Dorit Kemsley.

On last night’s reunion, Andy Cohen served the tea, and rightfully brought those lawsuits to light. The ladies conveniently all agred they should be kept private, with Kyle Richards leading the charge. Kyle insisted that the husbands are not fair game for the show, which is an interesting assertion given that Kyle uses the show to promote her husband’s business. In fact, she threw a party for his company ON THE SHOW. Furthermore, Kyle has consistenly brought up the actions of LVP’s husband, Ken Todd.

The lawsuits are fair game. If you sign up for a reality show, then that show should reflect the reality of your life. At the very least, you could use it to deny the accusations against you, instead of completely ignoring a monstrous life event. And besides, even if LVP leaked that story — who actually cares?

The Hills: New Beginnings: Who is Brody Jenner?

If you ever wondered whether Brody Jenner takes after his father, just watch the clip below for a taste of his temper, lack of empathy, and desire to completely ignore what’s directly in front of him. The Hills: New Beginnings is back and better than ever, and this time around Heidi and Spencer seem like the only solid couple on the show. And without Lauren Conrad’s holier than thou narration, it’s just good, old-fashioned drama. Enjoy the clip, and try to tune out Justin Bobby’s horrific music.

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Tabloid Gossip – It’s Been Some Time

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Kourtney Kardashian is getting serious push back for a Poosh post. Inquisitr

Ariana Grande shed some tears on stage and she’s talking about it. CNN

Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes might be loved up. Hollywood Life

Dua Lipa and Anwar Hadid were spotted getting hot and heavy. Access

Alex Rodriguez comforted Jennifer Lopez in the sweetest video you’ve ever seen. People

Ludacris’ wife Eudoxie explained why she stayed with him after his affair produced a love child. Rolling Out

Hilary Duff pierced her baby’s ears and the internet isn’t having it. Stuff

Teen Mom’s Jenelle Evans regained custody of her kids. E! Online

Shay Mitchell is pregnant and glorious. Allure

Jeff Bezos and his wife finalized their $3 billion divorce. Bossip

Joaquin Phoenix and Rooney Mara are going strong. Daily Mail

Sherri Shepherd wants her ex-husband to find employment. TMZ

Bethenny Frankel Goes Ape on Luann de Lesseps and It’s Glorious

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY — “Upstate Girls” Episode 1111 — Pictured: (l-r) Bethenny Frankel, Barbara Kavovit — (Photo by: Heidi Gutman/Bravo)

I don’t usually side with Bethenny Frankel, but after watching the most recent episode of The Real Housewives of New York City, she’s officially my favorite cast member of the franchise. For those that don’t watch the show, Luann de Lesseps has let her newly successful cabaret show go to her head, and her friends/co-stars are fed up with her unbearable narcissim.

In the clip below, you’ll see Bethenny finally say what everyone else is thinking. According to Bethenny, Luann never checked in after Bethenny’s then boyfriend died of a drug overdose, which is especially awful given that Bethenny put her life on pause to help Luann get sober.

Watch the glorious clip.

Taylor Swift Releases Another Subpar Song

Taylor Swift has reached that sweet spot in her career where she can pretty much do no wrong with her fans, as evidenced by the unconditionally positive response to her newly released single, “You Need to Calm Down.” It certainly helps that it’s an anthem against anti-gay bullies. While I support GLAAD, I don’t support the song. Why? Because it simply isn’t good. The melody is nearly as terrible as “ME!.” I realize the irony in expressing distaste for a song that’s all about being kind in the form of “calming down.” Just know that I’m perfectly calm. Also know that the song is subpar. As an aside, it seems as if Swift has made a conscious choice to veer away from singing about her personal life. Since her entire career was based on publicizing her personal life, I imagine it’s going to take some time to find other inspiration besides social media trolls and celebrity “snakes.”

Dana Carvey on Howard Stern: 17 Impressions in 2 minutes

Impressions are a dime a dozen these days, but accuracy is far less impressive than originality, and Dana Carvey has both. The former Saturday Night Live star is a frequent Howard Stern guest, and Stern’s team created this genius compilation video of all of Carvey’s spot-on impressions during their interview. It’s not just how he does it, it’s the material surrounding it. Watch below to see him in action.