Jack Nicholson Interview-Bombs Jennifer Lawrence — WATCH

Celebrities everywhere should take a note about likability from Jennifer Lawrence. She’s humble and adorable, while also talented. Watch her reaction when one of her idols crashes her interview to give her accolades.

Elton John’s Oscar Party — The Stars Are Shiny

The stars came out for Elton John’s 21st annual Academy Awards Screening Party to benefit the Elton John AIDS Foundation, and there was lots of Grey Goose to go around. Here’s hoping The Dishmaster gets an invite next year. Enjoy the photos below.

MENA SUVARI

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Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images

BRITNEY SPEARS

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Photo by Alexandra Wyman/Getty Images

ANNA PAQUIN AND STEPHEN MOYER

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KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN

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Photo by Alexandra Wyman/Getty Images

MONIKA JENSEN

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Photo by Alexandra Wyman/Getty Images

JIM CARREY

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MILEY CYRUS, ELTON JOHN, AND KELLY OSBOURNE

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MILEY CYRUS AND KELLY OSBOURNE

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Steven Tyler, Jim Carrey, Elton John, David Grohl, and Randy Jackson

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Is Padilla Retroactive: Can Immigrants Avoid Deportation?

Written by: Rik Sault, Guest Contributor

20130225-133406.jpgIn 2010, the United States Supreme Court held that criminal defense attorneys must inform their non-citizen clients of the deportation risks associated with accepting a guilty plea to certain crimes.
That decision, Padilla v Kentucky, was based on the Sixth Amendment right to counsel in criminal proceedings, and the test for ineffective assistance of counsel laid out in Strickland v Washington. It provided immigrants convicted of deportable offenses an opportunity to overturn their convictions if their criminal defense attorneys failed to tell them that pleading guilty may lead to mandatory deportation.

Since that time, attorneys and judges alike have been puzzling over whether the rule in Padilla is retroactive — that is, whether it applies to convictions finalized before the 2010 Padilla decision.

Last week, in a 7-2 decision authored by Justice Elena Kagan, the High Court finally provided its answer to that quandary. In Chaidez v United States, the Court held that the rule of Padilla is not retroactive.

Under the Court’s “new rule” retroactivity analysis, a case creating a brand new rule, which can not be readily discerned from prior cases, is not retroactive. To the contrary, a case does not announce a new rule if it simply applies the principle that governed a prior decision to a different set of facts.

The majority in Chaidez determined that Padilla set forth a new rule because it answered a question about the reach of the Sixth Amendment right to counsel “in a way that altered the law of most jurisdictions.”

Kent Scheidegger, of the Criminal Justice Legal Foundation, who filed an amicus brief in Chaidez, explained that Padilla “overturned well-settled law to create a new ground to attack final criminal judgments. While this is arguably a desirable change for the future, it should not overturn decades of judgments properly entered under the law in effect at the time. This is particularly true in a case such as this one, which would have potentially voided the convictions of thousands of aliens who pled guilty to avoid a longer sentence.”

Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg dissented, finding that “Padilla did nothing more than apply the existing rule of Strickland v Washington in a new setting, the same way the Court has done repeatedly in the past: by surveying the relevant professional norms and concluding that they unequivocally required attorneys to provide advice about the immigration consequences of a guilty plea.”

In spite of the High Court’s ruling that Padilla is not retroactive, there may nonetheless be room for the states to apply Padilla retroactively, as the two dissenting Justices would do. Last year New York’s Appellate Division, First Department ruled that Padilla is retroactive until at least 1996, when the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act established the modern scheme of mandatory deportation. Criminal defense attorneys who represent immigrants in New York have been quick to point out that the Court of Appeals — New York’s highest court –- is not bound by the Supreme Court’s recent Chaidez decision. That’s because in 2008 the Supreme Court held, Danforth v Minnesota, that state courts can decide, based on state law, to apply a Supreme Court decision retroactively even if the High Court itself does not. That means that the Court of Appeals is free to rule that, under the New York Constitution, Padilla applies retroactively in New York state cases. And other states are free to do the same.

‘Girl’s’ Episode 7 Recap — Hannah’s Infected — So Is This Show

girls-hbo-1Girls has gone bad, and if this trajectory continues, my devotion will die. First, I fundamentally object to Lena Dunham’s excessive nudity. Though it seems to be politically incorrect to suggest that overweight chicks should not be naked on screen, allow me to be politically incorrect. It’s disturbing and unenjoyable to watch. Furthermore, she accentuates her flaws by finding every undesirable pose and clothing choice possible, as if she’s swimming in the criticism. And before I get attacked for this, I’d like to point out that I also object to Laura Linney’s consistent boob-reveal in every movie, so as to prove that my outrage is not just about the weight — it’s about the gratuitous choice to assault the audience with some free-nudity movement I never signed up for. Lastly, what on earth would justify filming yourself on the toilet while trying to avert the pain of a urinary tract infection? I’ve heard of telling life-truths, but if I won’t even pee in front of my significant other, I certainly don’t want an actress to pee on screen in front of me.

Oscars 2013 — A Full Review

OSCAR-2013-Promo-Poster-01Despite my assured proclamations to my brother that Seth MacFarlane would be “the worst host in Oscar history,” even The Dishmaster can eat crow. He was good. He was classy, capable, and enjoyable. He got out of the way, knowing exactly when to assert himself and when to exit. As for the show, there were some memorable performances, including a killer solo by Jennifer Hudson, and a did-she-age-backwards moment from Barbra Streisand. And who can forget Jennifer Lawrence’s fall on her way to the stage, which she eloquently dismissed, making her ever-the-more likable. As for Ben Affleck, he’s validated his talent ten times over, and he’s also got a date with his fellow producer, who hogged the stage in a self-aggrandizing rant, perhaps eaten by his own ego. When he finally got his humble moment, Affleck hilariously confessed that his marriage is work, “but the best kind of work,” which brought me nostalgically back to the day when he accepted his first Oscar, speaking exceptionally fast and off-the-cuff. There was a tasteless closing song that I’ll pretend I never heard, because . . . well . . . you can’t have everything.

Tabloid Rundown — Week-in-Review

 

  • Diane Lane filed for divorce from Josh Brolin. SheKnows
  • Erin Andrews doesn’t want to kiss 50 Cent. Inquistr
  • Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren are friendly exes. LA Times
  • Taylor Armstrong debuted her new boyfriend. Starcasm
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West are expecting a girl. MTV
  • Chelsie Hightower got axed from Dancing with the stars. NY Daily News
  • Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson might be broken up . . . again. The Stir
  • Elton John is getting married. Wet Paint
  • Katie Price (A.K.A. the British Pamela Anderson) is pregnant. Daily Mail
  • Fergie is pregnant. People
  • Kelly Clarkson and Clive Davis are dueling divas. Rolling Stone

Dr. Drew Responds to Mindy McCready Backlash — LISTEN

Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla might have broken up, but they are better together. Without their combination, they are wandering orphans in search of a nest. Drew proclaimed his sadness about the Celebrity Rehab media backlash on Carolla’s podcast. Watch the video below. Although I feel sorry for the world of shit Drew is getting, I’d like to talk with him directly about his defense. My bone of contention isn’t whether Celebrity Rehab can be an effective form of treatment. It’s the exploitation.

Oprah Interviews Beyonce — Ass-Kissing Craziness

Howard Stern eloquently attacked the absurdity of Oprah’s ass-kissing Beyonce interview, and I will now take-part in the radio-titan’s tirade. Watch below to see Oprah so far up Beyonce’s ass she barely took a breath of air. I’d also like to add that it’s unnecessary to speak in lyric form when not song-writing, by using phrases such as, “She is fire.”

Beyoncé: “My Daughter Introduced Me to Myself”

Beyoncé on Finding Balance Between Her Public and Personal Lives

Britney Spears Gets Remixed — Screams & Shouts

I don’t know what to make of this video. I’d like to say it’s awful, yet I can’t avert my eyes. I fear a pillar of salt is coming my way. Watch below.

Shia LaBeof Quits Broadway — Alec Baldwin Spat?

20130221-132639.jpgPersonally, I’ve never liked Shia LaBeouf. He’s an unprofessional, classless, self-entitled prick. My venomous feelings began when the man-child insulted Steven Spielberg, and it’s now solidified after he inappropriately published private email exchanges with Alec Baldwin and the behind-the-scenes players on Broadway’s ‘Orphans,’ after leaving the play due to creative disagreements. The emails also exposed Labeouf’s bizarre behavior, considering he quoted Tom Chiarella’s “What Is a Man?” essay instead of merely executing a one-line apology. As for Alec Baldwin, the historically brazen man didn’t miss a beat, saying, “I don’t have an unkind word to say about you. You have my word.” It’s a good thing too, because I’m assuming Baldwin didn’t anticipate his exchanges becoming public. But then again, this isn’t his first rodeo.