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Elisabeth Moss Insults Ex-Husband Fred Armisen & Eight Month Marriage — Ouch!

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The next time I want to insult an ex-boyfriend, I’m calling Elisabeth Moss for a fresh zinger. When the Mad Men star was asked about her eight month marriage to Saturday Night Live’s Fred Armisen, she quoted her friend, saying, “‘He’s so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.’ To me, that sums it up.”  That’s just such a brilliant and cutting quote. When they split up after eight months, I thought, “What could you learn in such a short period of time that you didn’t already know?” But her comment certainly answers that question.

 

 

Thursday

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Thursday

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March 2012

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Quote of the Day — Sandra Bullock & Brett Ratner on Their Non-Hookup

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“We think that it’s incredibly sad that in these times, this magazine would resort to complete fabrication, solely for financial gain. There is not a shred of accuracy in their story. We have not seen nor spoken to each for over a decade. We both had a great time after the Oscars, just not with each other.” Sandra Bullock & Brett Ratner, on the “fabricated story” that they hooked up. Can these two people get a sense of humor? The only thing “sad” about the false report is the idea that Sandra Bullock would waste her time on Brett Ratner. Other than that, it’s pretty funny.

 
 

Wednesday

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Wednesday

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Wednesday

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March 2012

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Jessica Simpson Copies Demi Moore for Elle Cover — Naked & Unoriginal

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How many times can celebrities copy an idea before being called out on their originality? Jessica Simpson covers Elle Magazine this month baring her naked belly, and the photo is an exact replica of Demi Moore’s very famous 1991 Annie Leibovitz shoot for Vanity Fair Magazine. If I were Anne Leibovitz, I’d be pissed. No one likes a copy-cat. And for those that think it’s “the sincerest form of flattery,” you are wrong. Flattery doesn’t get me paid.

 
 
 

Tuesday

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March 2012

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Stephen Baldwin and George Takei Respond to Kirk Cameron’s Bigotry

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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. If Kirk Cameron went on national television and said, “Black people should not be allowed to marry white people because it’s ‘unnatural,'” no one would say, “He has a right to speak his mind.” We’d call him a racist prick and damn him for eternity (see Mel Gibson). But that same respect isn’t given to homosexuals. It’s time we call Kirk Cameron a bigot and move on. And as for Stephen Baldwin — he’s a bigot too. The guy married a religious nut and because he’s pu*sy-whipped — he joined team crazy. The only reason a man thinks homosexuality is a “choice” is because he’s gay and “chose” to be straight, and he thinks everyone should join his personal hell. Watch the nonsense below.

Tuesday

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March 2012

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Quote of the Day — Did Bachelor Ben Flajnik Hate being “The Bachelor?”

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“One more of these [expletive] things and I’m done. I have so many better things to do with my life.” Ben Flajnik, also known as “the worst Bachelor in the history of the show,” on his disdain for having to appear on The Bachelor’s The Women Tell All special. According to the Los Angeles Times, Flajnik made the remark backstage. Did I mention what a douchebag this guy is? He’s quite possibly the meanest, most boring person ABC has ever cast.

Tuesday

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Amber Tamblyn Punks Tyrese Gibson With Fake Amber Rose Raps

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This has to be the greatest prank in history. When Tyrese Gibson mistakenly emailed Amber Tamblyn instead of Amber Rose in hopes of collaborating on a rap song, Amber Tamblyn couldn’t resist the urge to send him some very funny faux tracks. When Tyrese heard the tracks below, he said, “That was trash …. Sorry .. At this point I don’t even believe this is Amber …. I’m cool … Good luck on your career … One.” Tamblyn later explained the prank, saying, “Tyrese is a very sweet guy with good intentions who made a mistake and I, being an actress and engaged to a comedian, could not help myself. Tyrese, please accept my 87% hearfelt apology for stringing you along. I think we could have made beautiful music together.” Listen below.

Monday

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March 2012

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Avril Lavigne’s Video: ‘Goodbye’ Boy — Hello Lingerie!

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Nothing says “I’m sad about my ex” like prancing around your apartment in lingerie. Avril Lavigne’s emotional video for her new song, “Goodbye,” is all about leaving a boy behind. There’s just one problem — where’s the boy? It seems like some awfully narcissistic lamenting. I do like the song, though. Watch below.