The Dishmaster

Something tells me Toni Braxton’s retirement declaration is less about her heart and more about the music industry’s current inability to produce income. It’s a desert out there, and unless you can pack stadiums, you just can’t generate the same revenue of years past. Perhaps she’ll feel inspired when things recover. Watch below.

Well, you can’t have everything. Matthew Terry appeared on Ellen, and he disclosed a devastating revelation. He likes blondes. My dreams of carting him around on my arm as my boy-toy are dashed. Watch below.

I’ve had it. I launched this blog as a forum to talk about celebrity culture without bullying celebrities. I don’t post paparazzi pictures, and I always attempt to cushion any criticism with a positive take. That being said, I never accounted for the possibility that the celebrities themselves would be the real bullies. The latest online attacks come from LeAnn Rimes, Brandi Glanville, and Eddie Cibrian, who have all made it their mission to destroy each other’s lives. After Glanville released a book attacking her ex and his current wife, Rimes hit back, with accusations that Glanville cheated too. Then Rimes and Cibrian posted a photo mocking Glanville’s book title and have since posted numerous digs on twitter, which I’d repeat if I had the mental capacity to look it up. Do these neanderthals have publicists? If you’re going to cheat, then keep your mouth shut after you do. And if you have children, then don’t publish a book attacking their father. It’s gross. It’s all gross. I’d like for all three clowns to just go away. I’d also like for Radar Online to have some class, and stop providing a forum for these parties to participate in this messy mud-pit.

First he’s a dog, then he’s a lion, and now he’s a king. I’ve never really understood Snoop’s appeal, but I’m willing to admit I might have missed the joke. Watch his new video below. According to his team, it’s associated with his upcoming reincarnated documentary, which will trace the controversial journey of a modern day icon in his spiritual awakening as Snoop Lion.

My favorite part of the video below is the sister’s reaction. Watch to see a baby go Gangnum.

Don’t you just hate it when that creepy teacher shows up unannounced? Such was the case with Tiffani Thiessen and Dennis Haskins, who made a surprise appearance on The Today Show to greet Thiessen. It’s clear she wasn’t pleased. And furthermore, I’m curious how/if she agreed to the segment at all. She’s been trying to escape her Kelly Kapowski image for years, and Haskins has always been happy to publicly embrace it. Watch below.

One of my favorite new bands I had the pleasure to interview released their new lyric video. It’s worth watching. Check out Hey Marseilles’ “Bright Stars Burning” below.