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Dina Lohan on Dr. Phil — Massive Meltdown

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From the looks of Dina Lohan’s upcoming Dr. Phil appearance, it appears as if the mystery is solved about where Lindsay Lohan got her issues. She just never stood a chance. Watch below.

Thursday

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Thursday

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September 2012

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X Factor Premieres — Britney Spears Kills

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I held my breath for this premiere. I hoped against hope that Britney Spears could hack it, because I desperately want to see her succeed. And she sure delivered. She was more likable than ever, giving her honest opinion while clearly empathizing with the contestants, especially while rejecting them. She’s obviously a star, but what makes her unique is that she doesn’t seem to know it. She seems shy and reserved, as if she got thrown into the judging process unsure that she could actually do it. She delivered my favorite line of the night when a contestant insulted Demi Lovato, speaking up in her defense, saying, “I want to know who let you onstage. I’m uncomfortable with you even looking at me.” As for the show itself, it’s clear they got the memo. This season is noticeably stronger, with very sharp editing tactics and a palpable sense of humor. Good job, guys. And good job, Britney.

Tuesday

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September 2012

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Tuesday

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Tuesday

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September 2012

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The Today Show Brilliantly Skips Moment of Silence for Kris Jenner

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Look. I get it. When President Obama is engaging in a moment of silence for the victims of 9/11, the news should cover it. That being said, when every other network is covering it, is it really necessary for The Today Show to follow suit? In fact, I find it infuriating when every network is clogged up with the same content. How many ways do you need to learn the same information? Plus, who doesn’t want to hear about Kris Jenner’s breast implants?

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Tuesday

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September 2012

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Britney Spears & Simon Cowell on Ellen — Britney Looks Great

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I was worried about Britney Spears joining X Factor, especially considering that she struggled with the first few tapings. But judging from the clip below, she’s going to be just fine. It also helps that she has Simon Cowell to carry her through any awkward silences. In fact, I get the feeling he’s moderately protective of the pop tart. Did I mention Britney looks great? Watch below.

Tuesday

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Bachelor Pad Finale: Nick Steals Rachel’s Money

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In what can only be described as unpredictably masterful, the Bachelor Pad ended with Nick Peterson stealing Rachel Truehart’s money. To be fair, he didn’t really steal it, he simply voted to keep it, which means Rachel left without love or money. In case you have no idea what I’m talking about, just know that this stupid show has wasted many minutes of my life, and you should join the fun by watching the clip below. I’d also like to add that a game is a game, and if you enter a game to win money, then don’t be surprised when your partner does the same.

Monday

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September 2012

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Jessica Simpson Reveals Magical Weight Loss — Sort of

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I’m confused. When Jessica Simpson says, “It’s not about the numbers,” did she mistakenly think she was talking about her shoes or something? This is a weight watchers reveal. Exactly what is it about if it’s not about losing weight? I get it. It’s hard to lose weight, and she spent the entirety of her emerging career as the hot, skinny chick, which she now has to compete with. That being said, if you’re going to get four million dollars to lose weight, then I’d suggest you lose weight.

Monday

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September 2012

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The Voice Debuts Tonight — Christina Aguilera Wears a Disco-Ball

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The time has come. It’s another season of The Voice, which means it’s another season of Christina Aguilera’s horrific fashion sense. Watch the video below to see her disco ball leotard. Also note that these four judges don’t belong singing together. I realize the purpose of their judgeships is that they all represent a different style of music, but the effect of that is a very painful, ill-combined collaboration.