THE DISHMASTER

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Tabloid Gossip Link Run-Down — Who’s Doing What

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  • Drew Barrymore got married. People
  • Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves are getting married very soon. E! Online
  • Sofia Vergara reunited with her ex-boyfriend. NYP
  • If Eduardo Cruz & Eva Longoria are still together, he has some explaining to do. Rumor Fix
  • ‘Teen Mom’s’ Amber Portwood is a mess. Where is Dr. Drew? THG
  • Did Katy Perry reunite with Robert Ackroyd? Perez
  • Kris Humphries may have a new girlfriend. TMZ
  • Kathy Griffin has a young boyfriend and a nice ass. Us Magazine
  • Kerri Strug is a new mom. Babble
  • Goodbye, Jersey Shore. In Touch

 

 

 

Saturday

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John Mayer in Rolling Stone — Relates to Kanye West

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I just sat down to read John Mayer’s very intriguing interview in Rolling Stone, and there was one particular exchange I had to share. In the midst of Mayer’s emotional lament about the public backlash he received during his media-madness tour, I found the gem below. Enjoy.

John Mayer: “People don’t understand — when you screw up, and you feel that wave of energy of a million people saying, ‘Shame on you’ — 20 minutes on that grill is enough to change your life. The body is not equipped to handle negative energy from so many people. What’s that Kanye West line? ‘There’s a thousand yous, there’s only one of me?’ I think about that a lot.”

Josh Eells, Rolling Stone: “I’m not sure that’s what Kanye meant by that lyric.”

John Mayer: “It’s not. But that’s the great thing about lyrics: You can take them how you want.”

Josh Eells, Rolling Stone: “Yeah, but that one is Kanye saying to a girl, ‘How can you refuse to sleep with me, there’s a thousand girls like you but only one Kanye West?'”

John Mayer: “Well, now he has me to thank. Because I just made it deeper.”

Saturday

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June 2012

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Theresa Giudice v. Melissa Gorga on ‘The View’ — Is Melissa Lying?

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There’s a little game we used to play in law school called, “How to Spot the Liar.” I put my developed skills to use while watching Melissa Gorga and Kathy Wakile make a failed response on ‘The View’ to Theresa Giudice’s claim that they joined ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’ behind her back. When confronted with Theresa’s accusation, Melissa simply said it wasn’t true and Theresa uses that “as a crutch.” When further pressed by the panel, it became very clear Theresa was right. They didn’t disclose the contract negotiations and only told Theresa when they signed on the dotted line. In short, that means they kept a secret. Watch below.

Friday

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June 2012

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Ted Turner Calls Jane Fonda the “Love of His Life”

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Despite my prickly exterior, I’m a sucker for love, so when I came across this interview with Piers Morgan and Ted Turner, my heart melted. When asked if he ever got over Jane Fonda, Ted said no, explaining that, “When you love somebody and you really love them, you never stop loving them, no matter how hard you try. You can’t — and there’s nothing wrong with that.” Watch below.

Friday

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June 2012

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Melissa Stetten Exposes Brian Presley on Twitter? — Is He a Cheater?

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Once upon a time, a married man hit on me in a bar. My gay-best-friend called him out and asked to see the ring in his pocket. I remember naively thinking, “This doesn’t really happen, does it?” Apparently, you don’t need a gay-best-friend anymore. You can just use twitter to do your dirty work. Soap-opera actor Brian Presley learned this the hard way when he allegedly hit on airplane passenger and model Melissa Stetten who live-tweeted his come-ons. Such gems include, “Brian has a wedding ring. I ask him how his wife is, he says he just wears the ring because he likes it. Right, Brian,” and “Holy shit, Brian came out of the bathroom WITHOUT his wedding ring on. Watch out Virgin America, you’ve got a real charmer on board.” When the tweets went viral, Brian attempted to save-face, saying, “I love that I took a red eye flight to NY, had a 10 minute friendly conversation with the person sitting next to me, had some food, and went to sleep!” This has to be the most bad-ass form of exposing a cheater in history (allegedly, of course). Watch below to see the charmer in question with his wife, and see all the twitter posts by clicking here.

Friday

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June 2012

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Mark-Paul Gosselaar Insults ‘Saved By the Bell’? — Leave Him Alone

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It usually makes me extremely angry when actors insult the show that made them famous, but in the case of Mark-Paul Gosselaar, the outrage is misplaced. When Yahoo TV asked the Franklin & Bash star about the show, he said, “It’s not a great show. The writing is kind of hokey… it’s very much a piece of that time.” When the interview became public fans went nuts, insisting that the actor was ungrateful to his career-launching role. In response to the outcry, I have a few points. First, it wasn’t a great show, but we all loved it, and pointing out the writing is sub-par is not an outright insult. Second, Mark-Paul Gosselaar actually did one of the most hilarious skits ever on Jimmy Fallon as a tribute to the show, and he even participated in a cast-mate reunion with People Magazine. Those are not the actions of an ungrateful man. Watch the skit below and then lay-off this guy.


Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) 2009 : Late… by bonny_louise

Friday

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June 2012

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sneak Peak — Kris & Bruce Fight Over Step-Kids

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It’s hard to mix business with family, especially when the “family” isn’t blood. When asked by Kris Jenner to sign Bruce Jenner’s son Brandon to her new music-management company, she squirmed her way out of the request by saying everything except, “I don’t think they’re good enough.” Though Bruce has a good point about her favoring her own kids, the Kardashians’ entire career began from hotness (see Kim Kardashian’s sex tape), which is pretty hard to argue with. Music has a little more subjectivity. Watch a clip below.

Thursday

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June 2012

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Paris Jackson Talks Michael Jackson’s Masks With Oprah

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Though I’m an intrinsic voyeur and I’m therefore curious what Paris Jackson has to say, I still maintain that Oprah’s choice to interview her is completely inappropriate and disturbing. She’s old enough, she’s wearing makeup in the video, and it goes against everything Michael Jackson wanted for his kids during his lifetime. That being said, watch below.

Thursday

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