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Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy Pictures Leaked — She’s Naked

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When Marilyn Monroe appeared on the first issue of Playboy Magazine in 1953, it was revolutionary. Hugh Hefner battled against American’s puritanical values and brought sex into public conversation. But decades later, sex is everywhere. Actresses sexualize themselves to become popular, and almost every A-lister has graced a magazine cover nearly naked. So when Lindsay Lohan posed for Playboy Magazine, I wasn’t impressed. First, she’s already been naked numerous times, thereby decreasing my curiosity, and second, the pictures are heavily airbrushed. Unfortunately or fortunately, her career plummeted, and the Playboy shoot probably provided some much-needed cash. The end of an actresses career is very similar to the beginning — you take what you can get, because the offers are limited. So she did. And though she’s certainly pretty enough to pull this off – I find it generally boring.

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Quote of the Day — MTV’s Adam King

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“The joy of being with someone isn’t in the being loved, the joy is in the loving. Sure it’s nice when it’s reciprocated, but it’s fun to have a crush on someone . . . even if it turns out months later that it wasn’t as real as [you] thought . . . .” Adam King of MTV’s The Challenge: Rivals, on his brief hook-up with fellow contestant, Jenn Grijalva.

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Tabloid Gossip — Week-in-Review — Gasp!

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  • Dexter co-stars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are officially divorced.  Wonderwall
  • Rosie O’Donnell is engaged to Michelle Rounds. PopCrunch
  • Sex and the City creator, Candace Bushnell, filed for divorce from her ballet dancing husband amidst reports that he cheated with ballerina Georgina Pazcoguin. People
  • Jennifer Aniston’s dad loves Justin Theroux. NY Post
  • Former Hills star, Kristin Cavallari, is engaged to Chicago Bears quarterback, Jay Culter — again. TV Guide
  • Hulk Hogan sued his ex wife, Linda Bollea, for defamation. TMZ
  • Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are dating. The Blemish
  • The Strokes drummer, Fabrizio Moretti is dating  SNL‘s Kristen Wiig. NY Mag

Thursday

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Rachel Crow Collapses on X Factor — Children Should Not Compete!

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Rachel Crow’s emotional breakdown on X Factor proves why children do not belong performing on television competition shows. She’s certainly a superb singer who far exceeded her fellow contestants. That being said, she is not emotionally equipped to handle a nationally televised rejection. She cried hysterically and fell to the floor while asking for her mother. Simon Cowell attempted a rescue, which I surmise entailed his verbal assurance that she will get a record deal despite losing the prize. But this show crossed a moral line, and I can only hope that Rachel’s painful reaction will serve to increase next year’s age limitation. I’ve posted the elimination video below, along with her incredible final performance where she sang for her life. And one more thing before I go — Nicole Scherzinger needs to be fired. Watch the video after the jump.
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Thursday

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Barbara Walters Talks to Syria’s Bashar al-Assad for ABC — Great Interview

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Barbara Walters is the best interviewer in history. Her questions are short, poignant, and cutting. Her interview with Syrian President Bashar al-Assad is no exception. He clearly respects her, yet he makes no apology for his country’s brutality. In fact, he denies that he authorized it, and he denies whether it happened at all, despite a plethora of evidence otherwise. Watch below.

Thursday

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‘The Three Stooges’ Trailer Released — Looks Awful

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When performers invents their style of art, it’s nearly impossible to duplicate it and have the same effect (remember ‘Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd’?). Such is the case with The Three Stooges, which has been resurrected by 20th Century Fox in an attempt to capitalize on their film library. Translation? — Money talks and art suffers. Watch below.

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Tuesday

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Barbara Walters Discusses the ’10 Most Fascinating People’ — ‘The View’ Ladies Disagree

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If you read The Dishmaster regularly, then you know my two biggest idols are Howard Stern and Barbara Walters. In the clip below, you’ll understand my love for Walters, who unveiled her ’10 Most Fascinating People’ on ‘The View’, which resulted in a backlash from her fellow co-hosts. My favorite line of the clip comes from Walters, when she says, “Why do I do this show, I could have a happy life on ABC News.” Watch below.

Tuesday

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Ryan Adams Sings Lucky You on Letterman — Kills It!

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There’s a running joke amongst my musician posse that every song must be at least 100 beats per minute for me to like it. To be fair, they are correct. Sad music either depresses me or adds to an already existing depression. That being said, I will make an exception for Ryan Adams who blew me away with his performance of “Lucky Now” on Letterman. The song appears on his album, Ashes & Fire.

Tuesday

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Jesse James Disses Sandra Bullock on ‘American Chopper’ — Still in Love?

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The opposite of love is apathy, not hate. So it only makes sense that Jesse James is still madly in love with Sandra Bullock, given that he consistently bashes her in every possible medium. His latest slam happened on American Chopper, where James said, “I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad. . . I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.” It’s amazing he was married to that “Hollywood actress” for years, and now he flippantly dismisses her. With all that animosity you’d think she was the one that cheated. Watch the video after the jump.
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