Katie Holmes Goes Nuts for Knits on Jimmy Fallon
Jason Aldean & Wife Unite — Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater?
Bachelor Ben Flajnik Continues Courtney Robertson Hate Parade
A man is judged by his exit. Apparently Bachelor Ben Flajnik missed that memo. The worst-Bachelor-in-history has taken to the tabloids to bash his ex, Courtney Robertson, in a classless hate parade, saying such things as he’s “really lost all respect for this person that [he] thought [he] knew and that [he] was in love with at one point,” and he should “apologize to all those women (from The Bachelor) and say, ‘Sorry I didn’t see it.’” Here’s my advice for Ben — If she was good enough to propose to — then she’s good enough to respect post-breakup. And furthermore, what exactly did she do wrong here? Date another dude shortly after you dumped her? Yeah, cause no one does that. Lastly, you were an angry dude on Ashley’s season, and you’re still an angry dude. Get over it.
Kelly Clarkson Landed Her Man — Loses The Gym
Isn’t new love wonderful? It’s especially wonderful when that new love turns to old love and you no longer shave your legs, gain weight, and incessantly nag your boyfriend about the hotter chicks he’s checking out. It appears Kelly Clarkson might be on that road to wonderful, revealing in a new interview with In Touch that she was “working out pretty heavily for a while” but now that she has her man she no longer has to do that anymore. Good luck, Kelly. Good luck.
Kid Rock Sells His Dinosaur — Embraces iTunes
Congratulations, Kid Rock. You’ve thrown away your fossil and joined the masses. For years Kid Rock insisted that iTunes ruined music by allowing the consumer to individually purchase songs. Though he certainly had a point, his move dated his brand and alienated himself. There’s nothing worse than dated lectures on the glory days. So thanks Kid Rock, and welcome to my generation.
Kelly Clarkson Caught Her Breath — And a Good Stylist
Maksim Chmerkovskiy Waltzes Into My Fantasy-Man-List
Derek Hough’s Samba Sizzles — Tribal Triumph
Saturday Night Live Hits a Homerun With Homeland Sketch — WATCH
It’s astounding that ‘Saturday Night Live’ is still this good all these years later. It’s hard to sustain momentum, and Lorne Michaels is an unequivocal genius. Watch Anne Hathaway kill it as Claire Danes during her Homeland sketch. Might I add that the Jewish references for Saul’s character were also quite enjoyable? He nailed Mandy Patinkin.