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‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians’ Poster Giveaway — Wanna Win?!

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Win the poster below in my first ever giveaway at The Dishmaster! To win, just tell me what you think each Kardashian would be doing if this crazy show didn’t exist. The funniest submission gets the prize. Good luck! And don’t worry, I’ll even sign the poster myself to add extra value. I am super famous, after all. Send your submission to Info@TheDishmaster.com. The offer closes on July 1, 2012.

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VEEP Finale — Watch Deleted Scenes

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I was devastated to watch the final episode of Veep but elated to discover some deleted scenes that will quench my insatiable thirst for more bitchy-Vice-President antics while waiting for Season 2 to air. Watch below.

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These United States Interview — Self-Titled New Album

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Fifty percent of my taste in music is about the music, and the other fifty percent is about an artist’s personality. And Jesse Elliott of These United States has a great personality. I’m admittedly a new fan of his music, which I discovered when I noticed his joint tour with Trampled by Turtles — another great band. Once I found his music, I played every These United States album for about two weeks straight, an obsession that was solidified immediately after listening to Crimes. And because of my insatiable desire to pick the brain of artists I like, I reached out to his team for an interview. I knew it would be good, but I couldn’t predict the extent of his openness. He’s not just a good musician, he’s an interesting guy. In fact, I might have a new crush. Enjoy the interview!

I know your band started with different members. Why the rotation?

In the beginning it was a matter of practicality. We had a lot of different sounds in our mind that we weren’t capable of making ourselves, so we had to recruit other people. I think it mostly came out of liking different kinds of music and wanting to interpret songs in different ways.

What made you stick with your current band members?

It’s still a little bit of a free flowing thing, because all the people I play with have always played in their own projects with other people. I think of it as a big extended family, and people are free to come and go as it makes sense for their own lives.  That’s been good and bad but mostly good, and in the long term it keeps most of us as relatively sane creative collaborators.

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Movie Review: Prometheus

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Written by: Dan O’Connell, Guest Contributor

Two scientists (Noomi Rapace and Logan Marshall-Green) discover a series of cave paintings that indicate the possible existence of the origin of man, so they board a spaceship with a terse captain (Charlize Theron), a tough pilot (Idris Elba), a benign android (Michael Fassbender) and a bunch of other folks who make no impression whatsoever to explore another planet. However, it’s not too long before they start getting attacked by… something, and this all ties into the first Alien movie somehow too.

Given the level of anticipation built up for Prometheus, (it’s got the Aliens in it! And Ridley Scott is back in space! And also there’s also 3D!) some letdown was inevitable, but I was not expecting how much I’d truly dislike this movie. The movie feels like a cobbled-together collection of scenes with no build, no solid throughline, and zero tension. Sure the effects are decent (although the 3D is so negligible that it needn’t have been employed at all), but they’re at the mercy of a script with forgettable dialogue, enigmatic characters who don’t seem to have any motivation for the way they behave from one scene to the next, and indifferent performances (everyone’s raving about Fassbender’s android, but I’ll take Ash or Bishop any day over this clod). There’s exactly one scene that grabbed my attention (imagine if John Hurt had a little mechanical help extracting his little friend in Alien, and you’re close), but it’s been quite some time where I’ve been so disinterested in something so grandiose.

OVERALL RATING: 1.5/5 DISHES

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The Book of Mormon at the Tonys — Watch

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I had a Mormon friend go see ‘The Book of Mormon’ on Broadway, which is in it of itself one of the most hilarious sentences I’ve ever written. When I asked him what he thought of the play, he predictably told me he found it offensive. He then declared himself to be open-minded to criticism of his own religion, which I found even funnier. Perhaps he is, but I’ve always been curious what the hoopla is about, and since the show is sold-out for eternity, watch the clip below from last night’s Tony Awards to get a taste of it.

Sunday

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The Dishmaster’s Podcast — Week 7

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Another week, another celebrity-news-rant in the form of a podcast. This week’s gems include The Dishmaster’s take on the John Mayer/Taylor Swift drama, the Jenny McCarthy/Jim Carrey feud, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s twitter backlash. And as always, I had to talk about the crazy ladies of ‘The View.’ Thanks to my sidekick for her words of wisdom and to Brick & Mortar Recording for lending me their studio with their very expensive microphones. I certainly don’t deserve it. Listen below.

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