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Monday

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June 2011

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Did Steven Spielberg Instruct Michael Bay to Fire Megan Fox over Hitler Comments?

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I’m not one of those Jews that takes personal offense to the colloquial mentions of Nazism or Hitler. Just don’t call me cheap, though — then I’ll kill you. Apparently, Steven Spielberg doesn’t share in my let-it-roll-off-my-back way of living. In the war of the words between Michael Bay and Megan Fox, Fox compared Michael Bay’s on-set antics to Adolf Hitler. According to Bay, Spielberg said, “fire her right now,” after hearing the comments. So is this true, or is this a desperate attempt by Michael Bay to erase the history of his consistent bad press? I’m not sure, but the time line seems suspicious. Technically, Fox wasn’t “fired,” but instead — her option was not renewed. To put it simply, the movie studio had the option of employing her for the the third film, and they chose not to. Had they wanted her (or had they “picked up her option”), she would have been contractually bound to return for the third installment. They chose not to renew her option at the eleventh hour, which was far later than when she originally made the comments. Translation? — I’m not sure I believe Michael Bay.

Sunday

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June 2011

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Larry David Gives The Bachelorette Advice on ‘The Tonight Show’

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On today’s late night shows, you don’t often see the first guest stick around for the second guest.  Mostly, they’ve got better things to do than to waste their time sitting next to someone less famous for an entire segment.  The problem with this new tradition is that there’s nothing funnier than watching A-listers take a back-seat to Z-listers.  Such was the case on ‘The Tonight Show,’ when The Bachelorette’s Ashley Hebert sat next to the legendary Larry David, who couldn’t resist chiming in on her love life.  The result is comedic bliss.  Watch below.
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Sunday

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June 2011

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Tabloid Gossip: Breakups, Makeups, and Babies

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  • Denise Richards will write a new memoir detailing her “love story” with Charlie SheeniVillage
  • Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green will renew their wedding vows.  Showbizspy
  • Paris Hilton and her longtime boyfriend, Cy Waits, are “reevaluating” their relationship.  E! Online
  • Mel Gibson is dating Greek gothic model, Stella MouziEtibits
  • Jennifer Aniston may have ended Justin Theroux’s 14 year relationship with Heidi BivensNew York Post
  • Lady Gaga is back together with Luc Carl. PopCrush
  • Vanessa Hudgens moved on from Zac Efron to Josh Hutcherson. Astrochicks

Sunday

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June 2011

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Jennifer Aniston’s Boyfriend is ‘Sex and the City’s’ Pre-Mature Ejaculator

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Carrie Bradshaw had many famous boyfriends on ‘Sex and the City.’ Often times I’d find myself getting attached, only to be sadly disappointed when they were quickly written off the show. One such favorite was Vaughn Wysel, a character in the episode entitled, ‘Shortcomings.’ He was a writer with a great family, and Carrie liked him until finding out that he was a two-pump-chump (I’d like to apologize to my father for that description, but I simply could not think of a more eloquent way to say it. Either my writing needs work — or I’m simply too perverse to call myself a lady). As it turns out, Vaughn was played by Justin Theroux, who is currently Jennifer Aniston’s new squeeze. Let’s hope he’s more capable in real life. To see a clip of his episode, watch the video below, and fast-forward to the end.
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Thursday

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June 2011

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Hugh Hefner Alters Crystal Harris’ Playboy Cover — ‘Runaway Bride’ Sticker

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Hugh Hefner isn’t just a smart business man — he also has a sense of humor. Instead of letting Crystal Harris’ Playboy Magazine cover run with a “Mrs. Hefner” title, he decided to alter the issue by slapping a “Runaway Bride” sticker on it. I find this especially funny because it actually ruins Harris’ dream cover, considering her well-toned body is now slightly covered with an ugly sticker. Good job, Hef!

Thursday

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June 2011

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Kim Kardashian’s Wedding Registry Revealed — Is She Too Rich for This?

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Perhaps I’m a love-hating curmudgeon, but there’s nothing more materialistic than a wedding. Most people spend beyond their means, and some couples even go into debt to accommodate their childhood fantasy. So when you’re rich with limitless money, doesn’t it make the event even worse when you call upon your friends to contribute? Apparently, Kim Kardashian has no issues with this, considering she asked for a $1,250 spoon. Sure she has a right to presents if she wants them, but unless the presents have some semblance of sentimental value, wouldn’t it be better to just ask people to contribute to a charity — or not contribute at all?

Wednesday

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June 2011

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Shannon Tweed Storms off Joy Behar’s Show in a Gene Simmons Huff

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My Hollywood insiders tell me that 99% of reality television is fake. Because I’m a gullible dolt, I have trouble believing them. As a result, I think the clip below is real. In it, Shannon Tweed storms off the set of Joy Behar’s show, after her long-time partner, Gene Simmons, makes a joke about the many women he’s had sex with. There’s much speculation on the internet that it’s planned, but I just don’t think they are talented enough to pull off the spectacle. Plus, it’s entirely possible that they have already split up, and they are contractually obligated to promote the show, while also keeping the current status of their relationship a secret. Watch below and judge for yourself.
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Wednesday

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June 2011

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Wednesday

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June 2011

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Justin Timberlake is “Better High” — I Can Assure Him — He is Not

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You know what’s worse than hanging out with a bunch of stoners? Hanging out with a bunch of stoners that discuss how great it is to be stoned. Justin Timberlake makes the annoy-the-Dishmaster list, with his recent interview where he discloses his affection for marijuana, followed by the proclamation that, “some people are just better high.” Because I’m the lucky alumni of a brain-numbing party college, I’ve had the good fortune of being around a plethora of high people. Like Timberlake, these people insist that they are “better” in their high state. I can assure him and and stoners everywhere — no one is better high. To be fair, I have met one person who becomes funnier while smoking weed, but I consider him to be an aberrant part of civilization that should be studied by doctors in a petri dish somewhere. Other than that, stoners may be the least entertaining people on the planet, and the idea that they want to make marijuana legal so that they can infect me with their horrible personality in a public forum — might be the scariest movement in history. Here’s the good news though — my celebrities-I’d-like-to-ba*g list just lost a member. No need to fantasize about Justin Timberlake anymore.

Tuesday

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June 2011

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