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Saturday

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May 2011

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Tabloid Gossip — Celebrity News Week-in-Review

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  • Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are officially divorced.  Popeater
  • Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon gave birth to twins.  The twins might later kill them for their baby names.  Dawn
  • Lorenzo Lamas got married for the fifth time to a woman almost thirty years younger.  True love? HotMommaGossip
  • Stars of Mtv’s The Hills, Justin Bobby and Holly Montag, are dating. Mtv
  • Rod Stewart’s daughter, Kimberly Stewart, is having a baby with Benicio Del Toro. Huffington Post
  • Emma Roberts and Glee’s Chord Overstreet might be dating.  Celebuzz
  • Paul McCartney is engaged to longtime girlfriend Nancy ShevellOMG!
  • Jennifer Lopez has a huge ass and I’d like to touch it.  PopSugar

Saturday

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Saturday

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Blake Shelton Not a Homophobe — Just Really Dumb

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Until there’s a middle-man proof-reading celebrity tweets before they hit the web, I imagine we’ll keep seeing PR melt-downs. Blake Shelton, most recently known as a judge on the hit NBC show, The Voice, tweeted that he’s “re-writing [his] fav Shania Twain song,” and his lyrics included, “Any man that tries Touching my behind He’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin’, heaving kind of guy…” The subsequent outrage warranted the standard apology tweet, with Shelton saying, he “seriously apologize[s],” and “it wasn’t meant that way.” He also whined about the twitter-sphere “jumping on everything” he says. How is it possible that Shelton is the victim in this? Though I’m sure he has a gay best friend and therefore isn’t a “homophobe,” perhaps he could take a little responsibility for his stupidity. Is it seriously beyond his comprehension that his tweet was inappropriate? It was not “taken the wrong way,” but rather, it was just wrong in general. Don’t blame us — blame yourself.

Wednesday

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May 2011

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Jesse James Talks to Howard Stern about Sandra Bullock — Makes James Look Good

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Jesse James stopped by Howard Stern today to promote his new book, American Outlaw, and true to form, Howard Stern made me like Jesse James. James shed light on his marriage, saying that he and Bullock were having problems, and their adopted son brought them closer together. Though James hadn’t cheated for 11 months at the time his affairs were revealed, Bullock left him immediately after she learned of his infidelity. He said that most normal marriages might have survived, but Bullock was under media pressure to dump him, and she caved. He also revealed his issues with Bullock’s acting career, saying that he found her naked movie scenes “weird,” especially since she was involved in the production process, and she was hand-picking the hottest actors to co-star with. He said he felt as if he was “in a box” during the course of their relationship, because he was unable to behave the way he normally would, given that he was so concerned about ruining his wife’s image in the press. My only major issue with the interview was at the end, when Howard Stern asked James who was better in bed, and he called it a “no-brainer,” saying that Kat Von D is 100% better. That might be true, but some things are better left unsaid. Damn you Howard Stern for making me like Jesse James again. Stern could make a tub of goo look like a diamond necklace.

Wednesday

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May 2011

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THOR Press Conference — Recap and Review

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When Chris Hemsworth entered the room for the Thor press conference last weekend, I was quickly told by a fellow journalist to “stop drooling,” at which point I told him not to “blow my cover.” The truth is — I was drooling. Hemsworth is certainly dreamy, and judging by his answers during the conference, he’s also a very nice guy. When asked how it feels to be the new summer hunk, Hemsworth humbly brushed it off, saying that he’s just happy to be a working actor.

Kat Dennings did not disappoint, serving as the comic relief on film and in person. Because she started off quiet, I thought she might have an attitude problem — but my feelings quickly changed when she was asked her first question. Before responding, she commented on the “phallic” shape of the microphone, which created quite the laugh. She also admitted that she thought no one would ask her anything, and she’d therefore have no choice but to “wing” her answers.
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Tuesday

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May 2011

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Song of the Day: Jaymay’s ‘Grey or Blue’

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Once upon a time, I had a crush on a boy that didn’t like me back. Since I’m so blazing hot, I found it confusing. We must all be humbled now and then, though, and in honor of the very sexy man who didn’t return my affection, I’m posting the enjoyable song below. I’m not even sure that’s what the song is about, but I’m The Dishmaster — and I’ll choose whatever meaning I want. Enjoy!

Jaymay — Grey or Blue

Monday

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May 2011

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Seth Meyers Kills it at White House Dinner — Trump Didn’t Laugh

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Now might be a good time to confess my gigantic crush on Seth Meyers, the head writer for Saturday Night Live. And after watching his performance at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, my crush has officially become an obsession. My favorite part of the evening was when Meyers took aim at Donald Trump, who deserved it. Instead of taking it in stride, Trump looked noticeably pissed, and didn’t smile once. He later called Seth Meyers a “stutterer” and said he was “inappropriate.” First, how dare Donald Trump say anything negative about my future husband. And second, can’t the guy take a joke? Trump reminds me of a schoolyard bully who picks on everyone until some tiny kid stomps on his toe, and then he marches off crying to his mommy. If you can’t take it Mr. Trump, then don’t dish it out. Watch the very yummy Seth Meyers in action below.

 

Monday

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May 2011

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Man Accidentally Live-Tweets Osama Bin Laden Raid — Now Wants to Sleep

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Unlike the rest of America, Osama Bin Laden’s death has not put me in a celebratory mood. It reminds me of 9/11, and therefore depresses me whether the devil is dead or not. Having said that, I found an article today that made me laugh so hard it’s worthy of sharing. Sohaib Athar is an Abbottabad IT consultant who noticed something was amiss when he saw a helicopter hovering. Without thinking too much into it, he engaged in a series of tweets including:

  • “Helicopter hovering above Abbottabad at 1AM (is a rare event)”
  • “A huge window shaking bang here in Abbottabad Cantt. I hope it’s not the start of something nasty”
  • “The few people online at this time of the night are saying one of the copters was not Pakistani”
  • “People are saying it was not a technical fault and it was shot down. I heard it CIRCLE 3-4 times above, sounded purposeful.”

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Sunday

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May 2011

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Miranda Kerr Posts Breast-Feeding Picture — TMI?

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Miranda Kerr croppedCan someone please explain to me what exactly goes through the mind of celebrities when they use twitter? If only there was a forty minute delay on their tweets so that they had more time to think. Miranda Kerr posted a picture of herself breast-feeding, calling it, “just another day at the office.” First, I’d like to remind celebrities that they have a duty to maintain their mystique, and bringing people too far into their private lives is a mistake. Second, I’m not one of those individuals that advocates breast-feeding in public. I find it uncomfortable, and unless there’s some kind of blanket covering a woman’s breast, it’s borderline inappropriate. And no — I’m not afraid of the backlash for saying so. Lastly, is Miranda Kerr some kind of freak of nature that can miraculously get back into shape seconds after giving birth? How is that possible?

Saturday

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The Royal Wedding — Prince William and Prince Harry’s “Bro” Moment

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Many women in my high school dreamed of marrying Prince William.  In fact, my mother and I used to discuss how Prince William got all the looks and poor Prince Harry was far behind.  Years later, it turns out Prince Harry caught up, and judging from the clip below, he might be the funnier of the two.  As Kate Middleton walked down the aisle with Prince William’s back turned, Prince Harry snuck a peak and whispered something in his brother’s ear.  It’s unknown what he said, but he certainly had a Cheshire cat grin that made me wonder.  Watch below.