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Mark-Paul Gosselaar Insults ‘Saved By the Bell’? — Leave Him Alone

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It usually makes me extremely angry when actors insult the show that made them famous, but in the case of Mark-Paul Gosselaar, the outrage is misplaced. When Yahoo TV asked the Franklin & Bash star about the show, he said, “It’s not a great show. The writing is kind of hokey… it’s very much a piece of that time.” When the interview became public fans went nuts, insisting that the actor was ungrateful to his career-launching role. In response to the outcry, I have a few points. First, it wasn’t a great show, but we all loved it, and pointing out the writing is sub-par is not an outright insult. Second, Mark-Paul Gosselaar actually did one of the most hilarious skits ever on Jimmy Fallon as a tribute to the show, and he even participated in a cast-mate reunion with People Magazine. Those are not the actions of an ungrateful man. Watch the skit below and then lay-off this guy.


Zack Morris (Mark-Paul Gosselaar) 2009 : Late… by bonny_louise

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians Sneak Peak — Kris & Bruce Fight Over Step-Kids

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It’s hard to mix business with family, especially when the “family” isn’t blood. When asked by Kris Jenner to sign Bruce Jenner’s son Brandon to her new music-management company, she squirmed her way out of the request by saying everything except, “I don’t think they’re good enough.” Though Bruce has a good point about her favoring her own kids, the Kardashians’ entire career began from hotness (see Kim Kardashian’s sex tape), which is pretty hard to argue with. Music has a little more subjectivity. Watch a clip below.

Thursday

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Paris Jackson Talks Michael Jackson’s Masks With Oprah

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Though I’m an intrinsic voyeur and I’m therefore curious what Paris Jackson has to say, I still maintain that Oprah’s choice to interview her is completely inappropriate and disturbing. She’s old enough, she’s wearing makeup in the video, and it goes against everything Michael Jackson wanted for his kids during his lifetime. That being said, watch below.

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Barbara Walters in Hot Water Over Assad’s Aide

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I’d rather not report on this story because I’m so in love with Barbara Walters, and anything that infringes on that love is heart-breaking. But since I’m a real “online journalist,” I will roll up my sleeves and do the dirty work. In short, Walters got herself in hot water for befriending the press aide of Syrian dictator Bashar al-Assad, presumably to land an interview. Assad fired his aide shortly after the Walters interview, allegedly because he was unhappy with her hard-ball questions about his acts of violence. In a series of email exchanges that have now been exposed, Walters tried to land her a job at a news station and she also used her connections to pull some weight with the Columbia admissions board to ensure her entrance. Neither attempt worked, but it doesn’t look good for Walters, who has subsequently apologized for the “conflict of interest.” Unfortunately or fortunately in today’s world of journalism, you can’t cajole/bribe your way into an interview without getting caught. And that’s exactly what happened. Should I give her the benefit of the doubt and assume the aide was exceptionally qualified?

Wednesday

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Jim Carrey v. Jenny McCarthy — Has He Abandoned Her Son?

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If you’re going to appear on the Howard Stern show, you better be honest, and if you’re honest, you better be ready for the consequences. So when Jenny McCarthy told Stern that her A-list ex, Jim Carrey, ended his relationship with her son Evan who “asks for him weekly,” I knew there would be a significant backlash. Carrey immediately went on image-clean-up mode, saying, “I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan’s well being. It’s unfortunate that Evan’s privacy is not being considered. I love Evan very much and will miss him always.” Ouch! He had to take that dig, didn’t he? Here’s my question? How do you spend five years of your life with someone and battle out your personal grievances in the press? Did these two change their phone numbers?

Wednesday

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John Mayer on Taylor Swift: “She Humiliated Me”

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It’s not every day that I agree with John Mayer, so mark your calenders because this will likely never happen again. When asked about Taylor Swift’s “Dear John” revenge song about Mayer, he said, “It made me feel terrible. “Because I didn’t deserve it.” He added that, “It was a really lousy thing to do,” and it’s “cheap songwriting,” explaining that “It’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait til he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullshit.” Though I understand that songwriting is often akin to revealing one’s diary, Swift’s approach strikes me as an inauthentic attempt to insult an ex, rather than relate to the public.

Tuesday

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Drew Manning Promotes Ridiculous Weight-Loss Book on The View

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I’ve heard of having a lot of time on your hands, but this has to be one of the douchiest experiments in the history of weight loss. Drew Manning appeared on The View to promote his “Fit 2 Fat 2 Fit” experiment, which involved him putting on weight so he could be a better trainer. Need I point out that putting on weight when you’ve spent your entire life as a fit person doesn’t count? It’s cheating, and if this makes him a better trainer than perhaps Renee Zellweger should open a gym since she gained all that weight for Bridget Jones.

Tuesday

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Howard Stern Scolds Lisa G. — “She’s Greedy”

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Lisa G. is my least favorite part of the Howard Stern universe. She’s inauthentic, and inauthentic people have no place on a show that lives and dies by authenticity. If you’re going to be dishonest, then be dishonest everywhere but the Stern show. When confronted with her greedy idea to charge $100 per ticket to her baking party, she deflected the critique with a simple, “My talent is baking.” If you’re going to use Stern’s name for personal, financial gain, then at least cop to it.

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