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Tuesday

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Christie Brinkley Bashes Peter Cook on The Today Show — Looks Gorgeous!

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I realize Christie Brinkley went on The Today Show to address her marriage woes, but I couldn’t help but get distracted by her looks. How old is this woman, and where’s her fountain of youth? She’s just so damn beautiful. Seriously, though — Can someone fire Matt Lauer? This poor woman’s husband cheated on her with a teenager, and Lauer still manages to judge her? He’s such a prick. Yes, Matt — there are “two sides to every story,” but when one side involves having sex with a child during your marriage, that’s pretty hard to refute. Furthermore, it’s your job to ask the questions, and it’s our job to decide how we feel about her answers — not yours!

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Tuesday

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Jennifer Lawrence on Chelsea Lately — Ego-Mania?

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UPDATE: My heartfelt apologies to Jennifer Lawrence for this post. It was a year ago, and I was 100% wrong. I love her.

It’s hard to define what makes someone unlikable. Getting the public on your side is a gift, especially when most acting careers are based on likability. So when The Hunger Games’ Jennifer Lawrence appeared on Chelsea Lately, I found myself cringing at the very dfificult lesson she’s about to learn. Watch below to see her inordinate amount of references to being a gigantic movie star. Her head is getting bigger by the minute, and it will pop very quickly if she doesn’t fix the problem.
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Monday

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Monday

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Is Tristan MacManus the New DWTS Powerhouse?

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Derek Hough has some serious competition. Tristan MacManus is officially a contender for the best-professional-dancer title on DWTS. In fact, when Tristan performed with Gladys Knight on tonight’s episode, I found myself exclusively watching Tristan. Plus, he’s also a nice guy who doesn’t yell at his partner to get results. I know this because I went to the show last season and made a point to watch him off-stage. I saw him comforting Nancy Grace who was profusely apologizing for her sub-par performance. He’s a true gentleman.

Monday

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March 2012

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Daniel Bedingfield Gets his “Rocks Off”

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If you ever wondered how Natasha Bedingfield made it in the music business, you need only look to her brother, Daniel Bedingfield, who hit the ground running first with hits like “Gotta Get Thru This.” Though Natasha ultimately became the more famous sibling, I think it’s fair to say her brother is more talented. Listen to his new song, “Rocks Off,” below.

Monday

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Monday

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Quote of the Day — January Jones Eats Her Placenta

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“I have a great doula who makes sure I’m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation. Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins. It’s something I was very hesitant about, but we’re the only mammals who don’t ingest our own placentas. It’s not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!” Mad Men’s January Jones, on eating her baby’s afterbirth.  I’d like to send a gigantic “you’re welcome” to my readers for this story. Additionally, there are also some mammals that throw shit at each other. Perhaps January Jones should do that too.

Sunday

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March 2012

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Quote of the Day — John Edwards Doesn’t Like Hookers

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“These allegations are false, defamatory, and he puts those who would publish or repeat them on notice that they acting with actual malice by reporting or repeating them. He has demanded a complete retraction from the only source being quoted.” John Edwards’ attorney, on the allegations that he is connected to a prostitution ring. Good thing he cleared that up, because . . . you know — his image is important to him.

 
 
 
 
 
 

Sunday

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Should Kim Kardashian Press Charges Against the Flour Bomber?

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Leave it to a quickie marriage to make Kim Kardashian lawyer savvy. She’s suing left and right for use of her image, and she’s standing firm on the Kris Humphries annulment issue. And now — she’s got a flour-bomber to deal with. When asked whether she’d sue the woman who attacked her on the red carpet, Kardashian said she’s thinking about it. If it were me, I’d not only press charges, I’d sue her too. Kardashian has the money, and the more celebrities who sue, the more likely it is that this type of behavior will end.
 
 

Saturday

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Jessica Simpson’s Hair — Where is Ken Paves?

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The one thing I’ve learned about getting arbitrarily angry at people, is that aside from looking like a lunatic, there will come a day when you’re in need of a friend, and you can’t survive life alone. One such person who could use that advice is Jessica Simpson, who hasn’t looked the same since breaking up with her gay-best-friend/hair-dresser — Ken Paves. Rumor has it that Jessica’s current boyfriend forced the rift with Ken. Regardless, she should mend that relationship quickly. Watch the first clip to see what her hair looks like now, and watch the second clip to see what it looked like when Ken was involved.