LeAnn Rimes Sobs to Katie Couric — Still Unstable?

LeAnn Rimes drives me nuts. If you can’t take public criticism, then get out of the public. Delete your twitter account, get off facebook, and disappear. Furthermore, when you make the big-girl choice of having an affair with a married man, then you also make the big-girl choice of dealing with an angry ex-wife that will likely make you miserable for eternity. And lastly, after attending rehab for emotional issues, it would probably be best not to publicly cry, because it makes it seem as if you’re still mentally unstable. Take the time it takes to heal and be silent until then.

Saturday Night Live Channels Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 Stinker

Saturday Night Live hit it out of the park with their Brad Pitt homage. It’s especially funny that there were multiple versions, each airing before every commercial break. See my favorite below.

Iron Man Returns — Tony Stark Destroyed? — Watch the Trailer

When asked what superhero I’d most like to sleep with, I always say Iron Man without equivocation. He’s the perfect combination of nerdy and cool, which very much aligns with my taste. And I’m pleased to see him return for a third installment, which may or may not be his last, considering most of these movies go for three runs. Let’s hope that this one is on par with Avengers and not Iron Man 2.

MacKenzie Bourg Advances on The Voice — ONE STEP CLOSER

Since I’ve maintained fromt he beggining of The Voice that MacKenzie Bourg is the only contestant with a chance to have a career outside of this dead-end talent show, I was pleased to see that Cee Lo got it right by choosing him to advance past the battle rounds. Watch him since “Good Time.”

Music Spotlight On: Lake Street Dive

While stalking Daniel Bedingfield’s twitter page (it’s interesting — you should do it too), I came across his endorsement of a band called Lake Street Dive. According to Daniel, it’s the “best Crooning [he’s] heard for fuck knows how long.” Their EP is entitled, “Fun Machine,” and it’s a series of incredible covers from a front-woman with a refreshingly unique voice. Listen below.

Carrie Ann Inaba Takes a Tumble — Gilles Rescues Her

The great part about Carrie Ann Inaba’s wipe-out on Dancing With the Stars was the very hot Gilles Marini rushing over to rescue her, followed by Bruno Tonioli’s hilarious “me too” mock-fall in hopes that Gilles would also come to his rescue. And let’s not forget the very memorable one-liner from Tom Bergeron (A.K.A. the improvisational God). Watch below.

Nicki Minaj Wants You To Come On Her Cone — Don’t Do It

I’m not sure what it means to “Come on a Cone,” but Nicki Minaj wants you to. She also wants you to know that “if you wasn’t so ugly, [she’d] put [her] dick in your face.” And by the way, if you’re wondering why Mariah Carey doesn’t respect Nicki Minaj as an artist, it will all become clear when you watch the video below.

Heidi Montag Admits to Plastic Surgery Mistakes

Just when I thought Heidi Montag might have a soul, she once again reminded me that reality television stars have no sense of reality. When asked about her extensive plastic surgery overhaul, she admitted it was a little much. But when questioned as to whether she communicated her realization with her doctor, she casually mentioned that he died. It’s always great to tarnish the reputation of a man who isn’t alive to defend himself. Watch below.

Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — Celebrity News Review


 

 

  • Harry Potter is single. SheKnows
  • Dennis Quaid is getting divorced. Los Angeles Times
  • Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are officially off the market. Stuff
  • There’s a Dancing With the Stars dancer divorce. Wonderwall
  • Evan Rachel Wood and Billy Elliot might get married soon. Digital Spy
  • Adele had a baby. Radar Online
  • Rihanna’s dad likes Chis Brown. PopBytes
  • Women use their period as an excuse to avoid unappealing activities.  Jezebel
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart may not have reconciled after all. Examiner

 

 

 

Brad Pitt’s Chanel No.5 Commercial — Part II — Still a Stinker?

I’m having trouble figuring out why Brad Pitt’s Chanel No. 5 commercials aren’t working. The format is aligned with all previous Chanel No.5 commercials (which worked), and it’s Brad-Holy-Hotness-Pitt. If my readers can weigh in, I’d greatly appreciate it. That being said, the second one is slightly better than the first. Enjoy.