The Dishmaster

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Tabloid Gossip Roundup — Links & Things

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  • Russell Brand still loves Katy Perry (yeah, sure). Us Magazine
  • Bollywood star Aishwarya Rai didn’t lose her baby weight fast enough. Zap2It
  • Rachel Uchitel (A.K.A Tiger Woods‘ ex-mistress), gave birth. Rumor Fix
  • Lindsay Lohan bought a very expensive house. She’s also dating a really unattractive, rich man. Crazy Days and Nights
  • Joey Lawrence is a stripper. TMZ
  • Kirsten Dunst is dating one of my many man-crushes. Just Jared
  • Mena Suvari & her ex-husband reached a divorce settlement. Yahoo!
  • Linda Hogan broke up with her very young boyfriend. OTRC
  • Maksim Chmerkovskiy is cheating on me. Wonderwall
  • NBC banned Howard Stern from Conan O’Brien’s last show. SternFanNetwork

 

 

 

Friday

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May 2012

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Conan Joins Letterman for Leno Bashing Session — Hilarity Ensues

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I love David Letterman, and I love Conan. So I was pleased to see the two titans join each other for a Jay Leno bashing session. Amongst the gems is the clip below, in which Letterman explains his joy in watching the Conan/Leno late-night debacle, explaining that he’s known Jay since his days in Los Angeles at The Comedy Store, and although he was the comedian everyone wanted to be, he was a “bit of a brat.” Leno explained that when the network infighting began, he thought, “Oh yes . . . this is the Jay I know.” And despite Conan’s misfortune during that sequence of events, Letterman refers to it as “the golden age of television.”

Friday

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May 2012

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Grey’s Anatomy Finale — Owen Fires Teddy

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The acting on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ is the best I’ve ever seen on television. Series creator Shonda Rimes resurrected it from the dead, and then effectively duplicated the quality of the first two seasons. It’s a task I’m not sure any other series has executed. Watch below to see Owen fire Teddy. As an aside, I really hope Kim Raver gets her own series. I loved her on ‘Lipstick Jungle’, and I loved her on ‘Grey’s Anatomy’.

Friday

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May 2012

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Quote of the Day: Is “Mr. Jones” Adam Duritz’s Pen*s?

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“I rarely go for hidden meanings. I’m not writing riddles. Mr. Jones is not my dick. He’s a guy named Martin Jones.” Adam Duritz, on the identity of Mr. Jones, in response to a fan inquiry about whether he’s actually Duritz’s penis. Listen to the song below while imagining that it is in fact Duritz’s penis. I’m convinced it adds some extra enjoyment.

Thursday

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May 2012

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Billy Bob Thornton on Angelina Jolie: “I Was Insecure”

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My mother always told me that couples who constantly publicize their love are doomed to fail. I didn’t understand it when I was younger, but I get it now. If you feel the need to scream about your love from a rooftop — you probably feel as if you have something to prove. And the problem is — you’ll never prove it. That was the case with Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie, who always used public forums to declare their affection. Jolie once vaguely said in an interview that when you’re with someone that needs something like that, you do it because you love them. It’s now become clear what she meant. In a recent interview, Thornton confessed that he blew the marriage because he felt he didn’t deserve her. Watch below.
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Thursday

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May 2012

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Brad Womack on Emily Maynard — “I Dodged a Bullet”

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Brad Womack was very close to staying classy while discussing his ex, Emily Maynard. When asked about Emily during an interview to promote the opening of his new bar, he called her, “One hell of a woman,” and then followed that up with, “I dodged a bullet with that relationship.” I’m not sure what that means — but my male-bulls*t-calculator thinks that it means he was constantly miserable, and he’s glad it’s over. Emily responded to his comment on Twitter, saying, “I’m sure they accidentally cut off the part where he said it was a diamond encrusted bullet.” At least someone can stay classy. Good work, Emily.

Thursday

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May 2012

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Grey’s Anatomy Plane Crash Spoiler — Watch the First Seven Minutes

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I’m not sure when Grey’s Anatomy became Lost, or how Shonda Rimes could dream up another catastrophe, but she’s done it again. As if a bomb in the hospital wasn’t enough? Watch the first seven minutes of tonight’s show below. Apparently one person dies — and if I had to place a bet — I’d put my money on Lexie. But that’s just me.

Thursday

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May 2012

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Thursday

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John Legend Insults Britney Spears & Demi Lovato — How Dare He?!

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Though I try to avoid throwing daggers at celebrities, I’ll make an exception for John Legend — who deserves it. When asked for his thoughts on Britney Spears and Demi Lovato judging X Factor, Legend said, “It’s interesting when people are judging singing competitions when they aren’t really singers.” Here’s my message to John Legend — at least Britney is interesting to watch. I’ve seen Legend in concert, and I missed most of the show because his music put me to sleep.
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Wednesday

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May 2012

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Emily Maynard Debuts as The Bachelorette — Thought Brad Womack Would Appear

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Everyone knows that when you’re not fully over a boy, you still hope that no matter how many phone calls and text messages you ignore, he’ll show up at your door holding a stereo over his head while blasting Peter Gabriel music. But they just don’t make Lloyd Dobler the way they used to. So when I read Emily Maynard’s recap of The Bachelorette and realized that she thought it might be Brad Womack in the helicopter, it occurred to me that she’s not fully over him. Sure she said she was “relieved” when she saw it wasn’t him — but us chicks will say anything to convince the world of our own denial.