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Saturday

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November 2011

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Howard Stern’s Celebrity Superfans Hate Him

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If you’re a Howard Stern fan, then you know that Stern consistently complains about his brutal fans who often bog-down his message board with critical comments. According to Stern, he’s stopped reading the comments altogether because of the emotional abuse. So when I heard about Stern’s ‘Celebrity Superfan Roundtable’ I thought: “what a great idea. Get a bunch of your famous friends in a room and listen to them massage your ego.” There’s just one problem. Stern’s celebrity fans are just as bad as his regular fans. I listened to the audio below to discover Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks tearing apart Howard’s new, 3-day-per-week format. Though I agree that I want more of Howard, Maines was merciless, saying that his content has become to “crammed-in.” She also suggested that he eliminate his other channel altogether. And let’s not forget about Survivor’s Jeff Probst who argued that people might forget about Stern given his limited shows on the air. At one point, Probst asked the dumbest question in history, when he said, “How important is Howard to the Howard Stern show?” Seriously, Probst? Can Howard Stern please verbally accost his “superfans” the next time he’s on the air?

Friday

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November 2011

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Friday

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November 2011

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David Gandy for Dolce & Gabanna Eyewear — Gorgeous!

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Here at The Dishmaster, we’re superficial. So when I came across the very yummy man in the picture beside this post, I had to write about him. The beautiful man in question is David Gandy. He began his career in 2002 after winning a daytime-TV model search competition, and he’s currently one of the most famous male models in the world. Did I mention he’s 6’3 and has blue eyes? Given my extensive knowledge of Mendel’s peas, I’m certain we’d have blue-eyed Dishmaster-babies. Sure he seems slightly pompous — but who needs a good personality when you look like that? Watch his interview on Jonathan Ross below.

Thursday

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November 2011

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Kristin Cavallari Attacks the Kardashian​s Over Scott Disick Affair – Congrats, Kristin!

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Don’t think you can cross Kristin Cavallari and get away with it. When rumors circulated that Kristin had an affair with ‘Keeping Up With the Kardashians” Scott Disick, Cavallari wasn’t pleased. Of the rumors, she said, “I just think, what convenient timing for them with their show premiering next week. With everything that’s going on for Kim, I feel like they’re trying to take the heat off her. When there’s a big story like that, they always call you and ask if you want to comment and clearly none of them denied it.” Ouch! The Kardashians wouldn’t dare do something so conniving for ratings. That would be equivalent to admitting to an affair just to sell books. And what kind of a person would do something like that?

Thursday

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November 2011

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Maksim & Hope Skip DWTS Post-Show Interviews — Did ABC Ban Them?

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Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Hope Solo skipped their Dancing With the Stars post elimination tour, and I have a feeling ABC had something to do with it. Though there’s speculation that Solo and Chmerkovskiy are “sore losers” for their absence on Jimmy Kimmel and Good Morning America, it’s likely that these post-elimination appearances were built into their contract, which means they are either in breach, or ABC decided that their sour attitude would make for bad publicity. The latter makes more sense. It’s also startling that Chmerkovskiy feels so comfortable soiling his status with ABC, especially considering his per-episode payday. Given the headache he’s caused the show, I would not be surprised if he wasn’t picked-up for next season. Here’s hoping he’s saved his money.

Thursday

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November 2011

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Barbara Walters Questions Justin Bieber’s Virginity

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How dare the ladies of ‘The View’ insult Barbara Walters’ question-asking. She’s a genius — so when she asked whether Justin Bieber is a virgin, I thought: “That’s Brilliant!!! I want to know too! Why didn’t I think of that?!” Too bad she was shot down by her co-hosts. Watch below.

Thursday

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November 2011

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Quote of the Day – Eva Longoria

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“I can’t walk in this f-cking dress! This is Victoria Beckham, and so you know, it’s a size negative four. I can’t breathe. I think the zipper is about to go swoosh!” The very funny Eva Longoria discussing the perils of fashion at an event honoring photographer Randall Slavin.

Tuesday

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November 2011

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Elizabeth Hasselbeck Attacks Bill Maher — Wildly Inappropriate

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It’s time for Elizabeth Hasselbeck to leave the television business. She hogged Bill Maher’s entire segment on The View to address a joke he once made about her, insisting that “she knows funny” and “that wasn’t funny.” The joke in question involved journalist Lara Logan who was captured while covering Hosni Mubarak’s resignation in Egypt. At the time, Maher said that they should trade Hasselbeck for Logan. When she asked if Maher would say that joke again knowing what he knows now, Maher said, “if I knew I’d have to dedicate my entire segment to discussing it, then no.” Their fight reminded me of a bad relationship argument, where the man apologizes for “hurting” the woman, who then insists that she’s incapable of being hurt as some ploy to feign strength. I have to congratulate Bill Maher for being an extremely kind gentlemen to Hasselbeck. Personally, I would have told her to piss-off and stop chirping in my face. She should have just admitted that she can’t get over the boy who pushed her on the playground. Might I also point out that this isn’t the first time Hasselbeck has taken a comedian to task that’s insulted her. Remember when she awkwardly confronted Kathy Griffin? Did she not learn her lesson? I also have a message to The View’s producers. If you invite a guest on your show, then instruct your whiny host to keep her mouth shut. You don’t invite a guest to your party only to set them on fire.

Tuesday

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November 2011

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Justin Timberlake Attends Marine Corps Ball — Where Was Mila Kunis?

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There’s something highly suspicious about Justin Timberlake’s attendance at the Marine Corps Ball. Where was Mila Kunis? Did she flake? Timberlake has received a considerable amount of positive press for attending, but there’s been no mention of Kunis, who accepted the invite long before Timberlake. In fact, it was Timberlake who encouraged Kunis to attend the event during the promotion for their film, ‘Friends With Benefits.’ So where was she, and why hasn’t the press either confirmed her attendance or explained her absence? Though I’m not sure of the explanation, allow me to say that I’ve heard from numerous inside sources that Justin Timberlake is one of the nicest guys in show business. It’s good to know that my sources were confirmed by Corporal Kelsey De Santis.

UPDATE: It’s been brought to my attention by a very kind reader that Mila Kunis was invited to a different ball, which takes place this Friday in Greenville, North Carolina. Major apology to Mila for The Dishmaster flop.

Monday

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November 2011

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