When I first watched the Eat Pray Love trailer, I became so obsessed with the title song, I immediately Shazammed my television screen (yes, I’m that tech-savvy). I discovered the song is Dog Days Are Over, by Florence + The Machine. It never occurred to me that the the entire album would be just as great as the single. I assure you it is. If you don’t believe me, go to Grooveshark, and listen to the all of the Lungs album — I promise you won’t be disappointed. The “group” is actually composed of one member, British indie rock vocalist — Florence Welch — with other artists backing up her voice. Listen to two songs below.
Keira Knightley Whines About Fame — Again
In case you’re wondering what happened to Keira Knightley’s career, you should read this interview, which pretty much sums it up. I’ve read about ten interviews with Keira Knightly (yes, I’m pathetic), and she’s mentioned her struggle with fame in every single one. Listen — I get it. I understand that the paparazzi are disgusting vultures, and the tabloids have an excessive interest in the personal lives of celebrities. But Knightly is complaining about being recognized by every day people in her interview, and not the paparazzi. First of all, when you live in Los Angeles and see celebrities, I can promise you that no one bothers them. Second, part of this comes with the territory. And lastly, if you are only acting because you love the craft, then take the large sum of money you’ve earned from your Pirates movies and retire to theater where you’ll be less talked about but more appreciated. Otherwise, act a little happier in interviews.
Howard Stern Admits Why He Won’t Discuss Artie Lange
Howard Stern fans everywhere have consistently complained about how Stern blatantly dodges the Artie Lange topic. Since Lange’s suicide attempt, Stern suspiciously changes the subject every time Lange’s name is mentioned, which outrages fans. On today’s Show, Stern finally addressed the elephant in the room (no pun in intended). He said that he remembers how he felt when he first heard about Lange, and he “did a lot of self examination” about whether he contributed to his demise. He therefore tries to “be extremely careful” when mentioning Lange. Though Stern didn’t blatantly say this, I think he takes a lot of responsibility for Lange, because he continued to employ him and make fun of him at the height of his drug abuse. Stern still insists that he had no idea Artie was using drugs, but I’m not sure I believe it. First, Artie admitted to using drugs, and though he said he was getting clean, Stern always questioned his sobriety on the air. The staff even called Stern a hypocrite for letting Artie show up late or not at all, while holding the rest of the staff to a higher standard. In fact, Norm MacDonald called Stern an enabler on the air, and Stern said he liked Artie and wouldn’t fire him over his drug abuse. Artie ultimately left the show because Sirius kicked him out — not Stern. They basically forced Stern’s hand. I’m not blaming Stern, though I do think he should have fired Artie long before Sirius did.
Nicki Minaj on Chelsea Lately — Confirms She’s Crazy
I’ve posted Nicki Minaj’s interview with Chelsea Lately, because it’s a perfect example of a celebrity that’s on their way to an early musical grave. You can’t behave like this and actually maintain success. First of all, she entered the interview with attitude, and seemed offended by Chelsea Handler’s humor. Second, she claims to have three personalities, which in every day life would justify involuntary commitment into an insane asylum. Not on the music industry though — apparently the stage is great place for “Roman.” Did I mention that her three personalities prefer different types of men? Good luck, Nicki.
Is Robin Quivers Leaving Howard Stern?
Everyone knows that there’s no Howard Stern without Robin Quivers, so her announcement today that she might not return to the show was particularly disturbing. Apparently, Howard Stern signed his deal for another five years, but Robin has yet to sign her own deal. I found this confusing, especially because my understanding of Howard Stern’s contract is that Sirius pays his company a lump sum and then Stern uses that money to pay his staff. That would explain why he’s repeatedly said that he didn’t actually pocket $100 million per year. According to Robin, she “hasn’t even been made an offer.” Does this mean that Howard hasn’t made her an offer or that Sirius hasn’t made her an offer? I demand an explanation.
Whoopi Goldberg Hates Babies?
Every time I’m on an airplane next to a baby I get a sad look from the parent that says, “I’m really sorry that you have to sit next to my screaming baby.” I always tell the parent not to worry, as I have an incredible ability to tune out sound, no matter how loud. I once told this to my friend with three children who said, “Dishmaster, there’s a special place in heaven for you” Alright — he didn’t call me “Dishmaster,” but for the sake of anonymity and egotism, I changed my name for this post. Allow me to get to the point. If there is in fact a special place in heaven for those who are tolerant of children, let’s just say you won’t find Whoopi Goldberg in the VIP section. Whoopi went on another one of stroller tirades today, because apparently every mother on the planet likes to run over her foot with a stroller. A small part of me wonders if she pissed off the soccer mom mafia, and they now go out of their way to attack her with their stollers.
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Blog Tabloid News Review
- Nicole Richie and Joel Madden got married, and Paris Hilton wasn’t invited. Us Magazine
- Elizabeth Hurley and her very rich husband split up amidst reports that she cheated. Huffington Post
- Dexter costars Michael C. Hall and Jennifer Carpenter are divorcing. E! Online
- Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens split up. Radar Online
- Chelsea Handler took a picture of her and 50 Cent in bed together. Pop Eater
- Naked pictures of Christina Aguilera ended up online. Gee, shocker. The Stir
Today’s Song Pick — Gypsy by Shakira
Shakira released her Gypsy single some time ago, but it never really took off. I assume that’s because the rest of the album was pretty terrible, and by the time she released Gypsy, the damage was done. Why so terrible? For starters, the album was called She Wolf, and her video involved some very promiscuous cage dancing with crotch shots and pelvic thrusts. It’s not that I’m against pornography, I just never expected it from Shakira. I’ve posted Gypsy below for your enjoyment, and I’ve also posted her stripper video for your extra enjoyment.
Shakira – Gypsy by aGalllegos
R.I.P. Miley Cyrus — This is My Last Post About You
Similar to Taylor Momsen, I’m done picking on Miley Cyrus. TMZ obtained a disturbing video of her smoking from a bong, though her representatives insist it was salvia and not marijuana. I’m not going to waste my time explaining the difference. I found the video particularly disturbing because it looks like the person taping her intended to use the footage at a later date. I might be reading too much Sherlock Holmes, but she kept the video on Miley the entire time, and also insisted that she wasn’t “fucked up enough.” Usually when I’m filming at a party and someone says, “hey what’s that over there,” I move the camera to reflect what’s being discussed.” Perhaps I wouldn’t move the camera if my cash-cow was high though. Additionally, I’m convinced that this is the tip of the iceberg, and Miley Cyrus will soon join Lindsay Lohan in rehab. Billy Ray Cyrus also saw the video, and released a statement, saying, “sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I’m so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.” If Billy Ray is reading this, I’m sorry. I really thought she would come out unscathed.
Why Did Christian Bale Have an American Accent During His Verbal Tirade?
Everyone remembers Christian Bale’s on-set rant, but no one noticed that he was yelling with an American accent. Bale was born in Wales, and he has an English accent. At the time of his infamous tirade, he was playing a character with an American accent, and he apparently never breaks character while filming a movie. I applaud his dedication, but isn’t this a little strange? The man was furious — so you would think he would break character and slip back into his natural accent. I’ve posted both his tirade and his apology below. Although he seems pretty charming during his apology, I don’t think it cleaned up the public mess he created. Most people still thinks he’s pretty nuts, so unless he sits down with Barbara Walters, I imagine he and Russell Crowe will soon have a lot in common. Listen below and notice the accents.