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Robin Quivers Should Date Garry Shandling
We all know that my celebrity look-alike posts need some serious work. But what about my celebrity match-making skills? Well, here goes nothing. Garry Shandling appeared on Howard Stern today to promote the Iron Man 2 DVD, and I noticed an interesting romantic connection between Shandling and Stern’s leading lady, Robin Quivers. Shandling often tried to engage Quivers during the interview, and Stern predictably squashed the side-conversation, because he likes to dominate his interviews. Shandling confessed that he’s never been married, but isn’t opposed to the idea. Since Stern has been discussing a Bachelorette-style dating show for Quivers, perhaps Shandling will make the list.
Desperate Housewives Spoiler — Did Carlos Go on a Diet?
On the Season 7 premiere of Desperate Housewives, I noticed something very interesting. Well, interesting in Dishmaster land, anyhow. Ricardo Chavira (also known as “Carlos”) seems to have lost a lot of weight, and I almost didn’t recognize him. Have the men on the show been infected with the Desperate Housewives disease? If you don’t know what I’m referring to, Dana Delany once said in an interview that when she started her role on the show as Katherine Mayfair, a costume designer warned her about catching the “Desperate Housewives disease,” which is an “unspoken competitive weightloss” amongst the lead actresses. Delaney said that even her on-screen daughter lost ten pounds. Judging from last night’s episode, he lost more than ten pounds. Watch a recent PSA with Ricardo below, where you can see the weight loss.
Courtney Cox Calls Cougar Town Nakedness “Brave” — I Disagree
Courtney Cox has once again discussed the Cougar Town scene where she poses in her bra and underwear, and exposes her “flaws.” Apparently, both she and Jennifer Aniston thought the scene was “brave.” Though I find her confession adorable, is there anything brave about a hot chick posing in a bikini? Sure, she’s forty, but her body is flawless, despite her protestations that her stomach has “changed” since having a child. What “change” is she referring to? The flatness? The abs? If you click the link below, I think you’ll agree. Here’s my suggestion: give me a role on Cougar Town and have me pose in a bikini. Now that would be brave.
Dancing With the Tears — Do the Stars Need Therapy?
Forgive me for being one of those emotionally devoid people that gets uncomfortable when others weep. But isn’t Dancing With the Stars supposed to be a safe venue for people like me? It’s a dancing show, so you would think that the stars would actually dance, instead of standing around crying all the time. And it’s not just the stars that cry. Carrie Ann Inaba makes a habit of it, and it consistently irks me. There’s a small part of me that wonders if the segment producers walk into the rehearsal room and say, “you know what the viewers would love? Just start hysterically crying about the frustrations of dance.” Anyways, this is a family show. So keep your therapy sessions off-screen.
Bret Michaels Naked Billboard Cover — I’m Disturbed
I’ve been in Bret Michaels’ corner since his Rock of Love days, where I overlooked his STD-filled bachelor pad, because the show was so darn entertaining. I even turned a blind eye to his ridiculous hair extensions. But this Billboard Magazine cover has officially crossed the line. He’s completely naked, and covered in some kind of goo. He also looks manorexic. Perhaps I should take back all my female-driven attacks about gratuitously posing naked. Apparently, men can do it too. To see the cover in question, click the link below.
Bret Michaels Covered in Goo
UPDATE: Billboard released the un-airbrushed version of the cover to prove that Bret’s abs are real. Click here to see it.
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Today’s Thought: Tom Selleck — The Only Man that Can Rock a Mustache
There’s nothing more disgusting than a man with a mustache. Especially when said man attempts to hit on me, and I think, “do you seriously think I’d accept a sexual proposition from a man with a mustache?” Then I got to thinking — there is at least one man in the world that can successfully pull off a mustache, and still look yummy in the process. That man is Tom Selleck. After using my very large brain to figure out what it is about Selleck that makes him stache-tastic, I’m at a loss. Is it the thickness? Please take the time to come up with an explanation in the comments section below.