Brandon Davis Blames Rick Soloman for the Mischa Barton Fat Comment

Oil heir and resident Hollywood D-bag Brandon Davis recently made headlines by calling his ex-girlfriend, Mischa Barton, fat on his twitter page.  Here’s the comment: “Omg. Just realized my ex turned into 1 of the fattest people in the planet. I’m gonna start dating plus size models. Not! Mischa the heifer.”  He has since tweeted an explanation, blaming Rick Soloman who he says stole his phone and posted the comment.  In case you’re wondering, Davis is the same guy that called Lindsay Lohan a “firecrotch,” and Soloman is the man allegedly responsible for releasing the Paris Hilton sex tape.  Two very stand up gentleman.

Jenny McCarthy Closes Autism School

Jenny McCarthy is shutting down Teach2Talk Academy. She co-founded the school with Sarah Scheflen in 2007, but is shutting it down after disagreements between them. She released a statement saying, “Jenny and her partner at the Academy, Sarah Scheflen, had different visions for the school and made a decision to go their separate ways. Both intend to continue on in this important mission.”  Does this mean that we are on the road to keeping Jenny McCarthy out of the autism talk show circuit.  Can’t she just go back to looking hot and stop all this ‘I know how to cure autism’ nonsense?     

Heidi Montag’s New Bikini Body . . . and face

Here is a picture of Heidi Montag in a bikini while hosting the grand opening of Liquid Pool Lounge at the Aria Resort and Casino in Las Vegas. Umm….that’s all I’m gonna say.

Tiger Woods at the Masters is Cable’s Most Watched Golf Telecast in History

So I guess his return to golf paid off.  ESPN’s live coverage of the masters had close to five million viewers, making it “the most watched golf telecast in cable history.”  To be fair, is this really a golf telecast?  I would imagine that most people tuned in not to actually watch him play golf, but to see if one of Tiger’s whores would storm the green naked, while screaming “you owe me an apology!”  Unfortunately, this didn’t occur.  There’s always next time though.

Jeffrey Katzenberg Bashes ‘Clash of the Titans’

It’s already been reported that Katzenberg was pissed off that Warner Bros. released ‘Clash of the Titans’ one week after Dreamworks released ‘How to Train Your Dragon.’  The primary reason for his anger was that ‘Titans’ would take up valuable revenue from ‘How to Train Your Dragon,’ because there are only so many 3D theaters to go around.  He was also pissed that ‘Titans’ was converted to 3D in a last minute attempt to make more money after ‘Avatar’ became a hit.  In a recent interview he said,

We’ve seen the highest end of [3-D] in “Avatar” and you have now witnessed the lowest end of it [in “Titans”]. You cannot do anything that is of a lower grade and a lower quality than what has just been done on “Clash of the Titans.” It literally is “OK, congratulations! You just snookered the movie audience.” The act of doing it was disingenuous. We may get away with it a few times but in the long run, [moviegoers] will wake up. And the day they wake up is the day they walk away from us and we blew it.

 Well there you have it.  Personally, I hate all of it.  Whether it is shot in 3D or converted in post-production, it all makes my eyes hurt so I really don’t care.

All Male Writers Need to Stop Reviewing the ‘Sex and the City 2’ Trailer

It’s been brought to my attention that the new ‘Sex and the City’ trailer has been met with some angry reviews by men.  Shocker.  If you’re unable to step outside your own genre, then don’t review it.  The first film also received many negative reviews by men, and it went on to gross $415 million worldwide.  So I guess this is a good sign.  Back off guys!  Ladies everywhere – watch the trailer below!

Jim Carrey’s New Movie – ‘I Love you Phillip Morris – Gets Shelved

This is not good news for Jim Carrey.  His new film might go straight to DVD.  Carrey plays a gay con artist who falls in love with his cell mate, played by Ewen McGregor.  It was speculated that the film would have trouble with distribution because of an explicit gay sex scene, and this just confirms it.  Jim Carrey just cannot catch a break lately.  Most of his recent films have underperformed at the Box Office, and the public just won’t seem to let him transition into dramatic acting.  So far he’s tried ‘The Truman Show,’ ‘Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,’ ‘The Majestic,’ ‘Man on the Moon,’ and ‘The Number 23.’  None of those films have even come close to his comedic box office success.  Maybe it’s time to throw in the towel and stick to what people want to see you in.

Gossip Girl Spoiler Alert – Jenny Humphrey

Click the ‘read more’ link below to find out some news about Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl next season



Entertainment Weekly reports that Jenny Humphrey will be absent well into the next season of Gossip Girl.  Something major happens with her character at the end of this season, which forces her off the show for a while.  The CW claims that the choice was for “creative reasons.”  My guess?  I think something personal is going on with Taylor Momsen.  She seems pretty out of it this season, and since her character isn’t taking any drugs . . . well you can fill in the blank yourself.  Just a guess though.




Tiger Woods New Nike Commercial Features the Voice of his Dead Father

I don’t even know where to begin.  The new Nike commercial is a feeble attempt by Nike to humanize Tiger, by using his dad’s voice to ask some illusive questions that would probably be a lot more specific if he was alive today.  For example, his dad might ask why he didn’t just hire prostitutes instead of having to waste so much time texting five thousand different women.  Wait . . . that was my question.  For goodness sakes, how much pussy does one man need?  Good thing my primary demographic for this website is women, because I am afraid of how the men might answer that.  Watch below.