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Elizabeth Hurley on WWHL: Talks Hugh Grant 

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After her current “best friend” and former flame of 13 years exposed intimate details about their fizzled sex life, it was Liz Hurley’s turn to tell her side of her failed relationship with Hugh Grant, and she took a much classier approach to her answer. Hurley simply said Grant was a little too grumpy for her liking, and although it’s charming in doses, it’s not sustainable 24/7. Watch below as delightfully plays along with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live’s “Plead the Fifth.” 





Tuesday

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March 2015

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Ciara Debuts “I Bet” Video With Sad Ballet Theme

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I’d love to meet the genius who thought up a ballet concept behind Ciara’s “I Bet,” and simply phoned in the idea with point shoes and leg warmers. It pains me to point this out, but perhaps her team could have taken some tips from Kanye West’s epic “Runaway” idea. Either go big, or burn the shoes. And who advised the on-the-floor rowing choreography, and where’s the kayak ? I appreciate her physical head-shake to indicate the “no, no, no” lyrics, though. Because you know . . . those words are really confusing. WATCH BELOW, and try not to cringe when you get to the part where she ripped off Beyonce.

Tuesday

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March 2015

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Robin Thicke has “Got to Give it Up” to the Gaye Family: LOSES LAWSUIT

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In news we all saw coming, Robin Thicke lost to Marvin Gaye’s family, who fought to protect a tune they feel was clearly copied by Thicke and Pharrell. According to TMZ, this puts them on the hook for over $7 million, after complicated calculations of earnings. As for what’s next for Thicke, perhaps this will humble him (sources tell me the success went to his head — to say the least). Listen to both tracks below. Even a lay ear can recognize the infringement.





Tuesday

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March 2015

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ABC Announces Two Bachelorettes: The Nation Objects

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“Bachelor Nation” is apparently befuddled by ABC’s “alarming” decision to cast two leading ladies, jumping on the current trend to empower women instead of pitting them against one another. While that’s a cute social-media thought, it’s laughable. The entire Bachelor franchise is already abhorrent for women, so this current format is nothing new. And if you don’t watch, just know that there’s lots of crying, tattling, “cat fights,” and falling in love after four dates. This show is basically temptation island with better stylists. Watch below for the announcement. Good luck to ABC as they try to get either chick to say more than four words.


Tuesday

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March 2015

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Zoolander Closes Valentino Show at Paris Fashion Week

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In one of the best social media moves we’ve seen in some time, Derek Zoolander and Hansel McDonald dashed down the runway during Valentino’s show at Paris Fashion Week for a fashion face-off that brilliantly announced their much-anticipated Zoolander sequel. It’s clear from the video below that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson are ready for their return. 

Monday

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March 2015

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‘Unfinished Business’ — Movie Review

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When an entire movie revolves around closing a business deal, it might help to actually understand the deal in question. That’s not a macguffin, it’s a necessity. ‘Unfinished Business’ begins with a scene straight from ‘Jerry Macquire,’ as Dan Trunkman (Vince Vaughn) defiantly insists he can do his job better than his boss, Chuck Portnoy (Sienna Miller). He then turns to his fellow coworkers to request they follow him to his new company. As for what his company does, why he’s so angry, or whether we should root for his success, that’s never clear.  The remainder of he film explores the antics around the deal in question, with a great level of desperation given that it’s Dan’s only chance to keep his illusory company alive. Because this film solely revolves around the dialogue among Dan and his two cohorts as they travel through Europe to seal this deal, the movie lives or dies by its dialogue. Unfortunately, it died. The only funny moment is ironically ripped from Louis C.K. whose joke about giving his first class seat to a veteran landed in the trailer. Do you think Louis scored some cash for that? You can catch both clips below.

OVERALL RATING: 1.5/5 DISHES

Monday

9

March 2015

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Amy Schumer Rejects Hunger — WATCH NOW

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Amy Schumer’s act is more impressive than ever, with an effortless delivery followed by funny non sequiturs that veer away from her “sex-driven” reputation as a “chick that talks like a man.” Watch below as she discusses her upcoming studio flick, ‘Trainwreck.”


Monday

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March 2015

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Sunday

8

March 2015

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Tabloid Gossip: Weekly Rundown

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Sean Penn stands behind his green card goof. TV Guide

Harrison Ford survived a plane crash. Yahoo

Khloe Kardashian reunited with French Montana. RTW

Jennie Garth has a new guy. E! Online

Chris Brown has a baby, a baby mama, and an ex. WGO

Robin Thicke is thick and rich. Stereogum

Sarah Gilbert gave birth. Rumor Fix

Taylor Swift won’t comment on Katy Perry. Billboard

Kim Kardashian is slowly becoming Amber Rose. People

Alec Baldwin is having another baby. Page Six

Naya Rivera has a baby bump. Wet Paint

Friday

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March 2015

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KUWTK Sneak Peak — Season 10 Trailer

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It’s another day and another dollar for the Kardashian klan, who have made their naked mission nationally known. I suppose selling sex is the oldest profession, but if you’re going to go for it, then pay other people the courtesy of admitting you’re equals (see Amber Rose), and muzzle your man for indicating otherwise (see Kanye’s shower comment). Watch the new trailer for Keeping up With the Kardashians, as Kim expresses an earnest desire to document her body “as is,” given her possible future pregnancy. How many naked pictures does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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