While I’ve always known that Chris Harrison’s personal paycheck likely justifies his cooperation on this crazy train, I had no idea the lengths he’d go to retaliate. If you missed ABC’s ‘After the Final Rose’ special, Juan Pablo Galavis picked Nikki Ferrell over Clare Crawley, and their post-show interview entailed pummeling questions from Harrison about whether Juan Pablo was in love with Nikki. Though Nikki admitted her love, Juan Pablo did not, and Harrison refused to relent, even declaring Juan Pablo’s love for him. To take it one step further, Harrison said, “I don’t know what I’m looking at,” implying that if their relationship status didn’t involve love, then it was far beyond Harrison’s comprehension. As an aside, Harrison is now single. I’m curious whether he declares love after four months of dating, and I’m even more curious how he’d handle getting sandbagged by a show determined to execute his downfall. As for the mysteriously rude comment Juan Pablo made to Clare, since none of us know it’s content, we can’t judge. Furthermore, it’s curious that Clare was ready to wed this man, and her hindsight judgment is only unfavorable upon rejection. Gee . . . that’s the first time I’ve seen that happen.
I know that Juan Pablo Galavis is a flawed star with issues of his own. I also know he got an unfavorable edit, and that Chris Harrison’s behavior on After the Final Rose was wildly inappropriate. The real lunacy of this show has always been it’s fast-track to love and inauthentic on-air proposals. After years of watching such unnatural courtships, we finally find the guy that simply wants to date the chick he chose. It seems the only person that doesn’t understand what that looks like is Chris Harrison.
Matthew McConaughey wants another baby. Contact Music
Christian Bale has a second baby on the way. People
Glee’s Harry Shum is engaged. E! Online
Khloe Kardashian has some fashion issues. Radar Online
Shakira’s husband won’t let her film music videos with men. D Listed
Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones are back together. ABC News
Scarlett Johansson is pregnant. Us Weekly
Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber reunited . . . AGAIN. Hollywood Life
Juan Pablo Galavis is widely considered the “worst bachelor ever.” E! Online
Ke$ha left rehab. MTV
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are signing a prenup. SheKnows
Ireland Baldwin is single. WetPaint
Johnny Carson has a sex tape?! TMZ
The power couple took their battle to Access Hollywood, where they directly confronted two members of a paparazzi agency, AKM-GSI CEO Steve Ginsburg and AKM-GSI reporter Christian Zimmerman. According to Bell, “If the paparazzi were no longer getting paid, they would stop hunting [her] children.”
Watch the video below, and take a moment to consider refraining from purchasing magazines and reading blogs that publish pictures of children. Here at The Dishmaster, I’d like to make it clear that I have never and will never publish any paparazzi pictures, including those of children. As an attorney, I am well aware that the paparazzi have a constitutional right to take those pictures. That being said, they are constitutional vultures.
Either the new season of Mad Men involves psychedelic drugs, or series creator Matthew Weiner likes colorful things. To learn more about who created this ad for the very famous fictional ad agency, check out this New York Times article.