Broadway Musical Alert: ‘Dances With Wolves’

I had some extra time on my hands today, so I thought to myself – what film would make the worst Broadway musical in history?  The Answer?  ‘Dances With Wolves’ of course.  Coincidentally, my nightmare has come to life!  Producer Matt Murphy is turning ‘Dances With Wolves’ into a Broadway musical.  More details about the show have been revealed, but I will forsake writing them in this post, as it might cause me physical pain.