Tag: Cameron Diaz
‘The Other Woman’ — Movie Review
‘The Other Woman’ is a hell-hath-no-fury revenge comedy that’s entire premise hinges on the antics of three women determined to ruin the life of a cheating man. That man in question, played by Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, cheats on Leslie Mann’s character (Kate King) with Cameron Diaz (Carly Whitten), who discovers his married status only upon an awkward run-in with his wife. The two then strangely become friends and mutually decide to make Kate’s cheating husband miserable. They bring another scorned mistress into the mix (Kate Upton), and the predictable punch lines ensue.
While it’s refreshing to see another film with female leads, this film lacks the same comedic power of ‘Bridesmaids’ and ‘The Heat.’ That’s likely because Mann is forced to carry the film without much help from her cohorts. Though Cameron Diaz is certainly a sight for sore eyes, she lacks Mann’s masterful timing, sacrificing the needed power-pairing. Plus, toilet humor tends to turn me off. The other issue with the film is that in order for it to work the man has to be cartoonishly awful. After all, if he has even a modicum of humanity, we might take a moment to feel sorry for him, which would destroy the humor. But if he is in fact cartoonishly awful (which he is), then why would these women waste their well-valued time taking him down? It’s a creative conundrum, but I was willing to suspend disbelief for the sake of having a little fun.
Though this film has some predictable plot holes, it’s worth seeing. It’s a fun, refreshing comedy that will certainly make you laugh if for no other reason than Leslie Mann.
RATING: 3/5 DISHES
Cameron Diaz Loves Sex — It’s Her Favorite Sport
For some reason Cameron Diaz loves to discuss her sex life with the press. That’s either because she’s desperate to perpetuate her hot-chick status, or because she thinks about sex 24 hours a day, and she’s unable to contain these thoughts during interviews. According to Cameron, “sex is her favorite sport,” it’s “the sexiest word in the English language,” and she’s “always in the mood.” If you ask me, Cameron Diaz sure seems easy to please. Personally, when I attempt to make these absolute proclamations, they usually go something like this, “yeah . . . I love sex at all times . . . except those times where the guy is horrible in bed.” Perhaps Cameron should share her Rolodex with the world.
Cameron Diaz Feeds A-Rod Popcorn — Who the Fu*K Cares?
This story is still circulating, and it’s too ridiculous to avoid. There’s a picture of Cameron Diaz feeding Alex Rodriquez popcorn at the Super Bowl, and it’s apparently newsworthy. I guess that if these news outlets were uncensored, the titles would actually read, “Alex Rodriguez is a pus*y,” but it’s instead more like “Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez pack on the PDA.” I simply don’t care either way. To be fair though, I can admit that I have never in my entire life fed a boyfriend food. I prefer a masculine man, and any semblance of femininity is a massive turn-off. I suppose that’s also why I don’t want a man that likes to prance around in women’s underwear.