Tabloid Gossip — Get this Week’s Dirty Dish

Snooki is pregnant. Pop Eater

The reviews are in for Miley Cyrus Bangerz tour . Contact Music

Cheryl Burke and Josh Hopkins are dating. People

Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are married. Wet Paint

Jason Patric’s ex-girlfriend wants a gag order. MSN

Megan Fox and Brian Austen Green had another baby. Pop Sugar

Amy Adams talked about Philip Seymour Hoffman’s death. Celebuzz

Kimora Lee Simmons got married. What’s New

Christina Aguilera is pregnant and engaged. Us Magazine

Shayne Lamas is recovering from her tragic miscarriage. ICYDK

Miley Cyrus and Jared Leto are hooking up. HUFF PO

Jason Biggs and his wife welcomed a baby! TV Guide

Michelle Rodriguez is dating Cara Delevingne. Stuff

Pete Wentz is going to be a dad again. MTV

Julianne Hough has a new boyfriend. ABC News

Simon Cowell shared pictures of his son. LA Times

Brooke Burke got canned from Dancing With the Stars. Entertainment Weekly

Dancing With the Stars Sacks the Band

Season 18 of Dancing With the Stars will have a few surprises, most notably the loss of Harold Wheeler and his live orchestra and musicians. In what I can only assuming is a cost-cutting measure, ABC and BBC Worldwide Productions sacked their players. In a carefully choreographed statement, the powers that be released a statement, saying, “Our talented Music Director, Harold Wheeler, will not be joining us for Season 18 of Dancing with the Stars. Since season one, Harold and his band have performed brilliant music in our ballroom for our dancers and the American viewers at home. We are grateful to him and his band for their amazing work and years of collaboration. We wish him the best of luck.”

It’s previously been reported that since most music is so overly-produced, it’s impossible to create a live performance of many well known hits. Translation? Music today is awful, no one sings live, and instead of attempting to uphold artistic integrity, we’re going to fold, save money, and kick out our talented team. Goodbye Dancing With the Stars. This is the beginning of the end.

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The Lindsay Lohan dram continues. Daily Mail

Lance Armstrong has a lot of balls. DListed

Khloe Kardashian filed for divorce. TMZ

Mary Kate Olsen is getting serious with her May/December romance. Celebuzz

Kevin Federline is on his way to baby number six. USA Today

Simon Cowell’s baby name is revealed. NY Daily News

Drew Barrymore disclosed her baby’s gender. Hollywood Life

Taye Diggs & Idina Menzel separated. MSN

There’s a new Dancing With the Stars romance. Reality TV World

Keri Russell and her husband separated. TV Guide

Khloe Kardashian might already have a new boyfriend. RumorFix

Kelly Rutherford hit another blow in her custody battle. Radar Online

Elizabeth Berkely Gets Eliminated — What’s the Real Story?

A few weeks ago my father called to ask why Elizabeth Berkely is unlikable, insisting she’s great and deserved far more credit than she was getting. “She just is,” I said. “i can’t explain it.” But his question forced me to further explore the arbitrary thoughts in my head — and the head of the public. In short, I came up with nothing. There’s something about her that seems almost arrogant and aware of her talent, rather than the very humble Leah Remini who you feel automatically inclined to root for. As for Bill Envall, he’s supremely likable, and the task of explaining that is far great than my original inquiry. Watch Elizabeth Berkely’s last performance on the show.

Tabloid News Review — This Week’s Dirty Dish

  • Did Clint Eastwood reconcile with his wife? Radar Online
  • Julianne Hough pissed off Mark Ballas. Wonderwall
  • Naya Rivera is engaged. PopSugar
  • George Clooney has a new lady friend. ICYDK
  • Stacy Keibler’s got a new guy. Starpulse
  • Mark-Paul Gosselaar welcomed baby #3. L.A.Times
  • Kate Upton and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are going strong. People
  • That guy from Journey and that girl from nowhere are getting married soon. RJ
  • Another Dancing With the Stars baby in on the way. Inquistr

Derek Hough Wins an Emmy! WATCH ‘Hey Pachuco’

If you ever questioned Derek Hough’s status as the King of the Dancing With the Stars ballroom, question no more! The incredibly talented foot-master snagged an Emmy for his carefully crafted routine with his former gymnast partner, Shawn Johnson. In case you missed the brilliant performance, WATCH BELOW.

Derek Hough & Kellie Pickler Win Dancing With the Stars!

This was a fair fight, and in the end, the right person won. Derek Hough choreographed one of the most original, moving freestyles in history, in a paired-back contemporary piece that stood out among his over-the-top rivals. It was a strategic choice that paid off, and considering that Kellie Pickler doesn’t have dance training, this was ever-the-more impressive.

Derek Hough Makes Magic — Watch His Freestyle

There’s no doubt that Derek Hough is a top-caliber choreographer. But not even I expected his unprecedented freestyle routine. He not only deserves to win, he’s in a league beyond any of his competitors. Watch him and Kellie Pickler strip down their routine in favor of a contemporary masterpiece.

Derek Hough & Jaimie Goodwin Walk on Air — Mind-Bending Bonanza

Derek Hough consistently reaffirms why he’s the best professional dancer on Dancing With the Stars — or perhaps anywhere. His choreography continues to astound, and his performance to Kerli’s ‘Walking on Air’ was no exception. Watch the gravity-defying masterpiece below.