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Whenever couples brag about their happiness, I always assume they’re on the verge of breaking up. Everyone knows that long-lasting relationships are predicated on mutual misery. So when Kristen Bell and Dax Shephard appeared on ‘The View’ to promote their latest project, my red-flags went off. First, they dodged the marriage question with the now-famous excuse that is actually more insulting to gay couples than flattering. Apparently, they won’t get married until their gay friends can too. Isn’t it wonderful that straight couples can dodge the public pressure on their relationship by just blaming the gays? Watch below.