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Tag: Howard Stern
Howard Stern’s Precious Bianca Dies — It’s a Sad Day
New Katy Perry ‘Part of Me Poster — Adorable
Quote of the Day — Adam Carolla Hates Hippies
“[Being] a hippie is a form of depression. They don’t know they’re depressed. They smoke, weed, hang out, and blame the government all day.” Adam Carolla to Howard Stern, on his disapproval of the Occupy Wall Street movement and hippie-dom in general.David Arquette Files for Divorce from Courtney Cox — Goodbye ‘Scream’ Lovebirds
It’s the end of a Gail Weathers/Dewey Riley era. David Arquette finally filed for divorce after years of reconciliation speculation and Howard Stern couples therapy. I suppose he lost hope or got sick of trying. Perhaps his new Bar-Mitzvah boy status will land him a nice Jewish girl. Sorry to the couple. It really is sad news.
Jim Carrey v. Jenny McCarthy — Has He Abandoned Her Son?
If you’re going to appear on the Howard Stern show, you better be honest, and if you’re honest, you better be ready for the consequences. So when Jenny McCarthy told Stern that her A-list ex, Jim Carrey, ended his relationship with her son Evan who “asks for him weekly,” I knew there would be a significant backlash. Carrey immediately went on image-clean-up mode, saying, “I will always do what I believe is in the best interest of Evan’s well being. It’s unfortunate that Evan’s privacy is not being considered. I love Evan very much and will miss him always.” Ouch! He had to take that dig, didn’t he? Here’s my question? How do you spend five years of your life with someone and battle out your personal grievances in the press? Did these two change their phone numbers?
Howard Stern Scolds Lisa G. — “She’s Greedy”
Lisa G. is my least favorite part of the Howard Stern universe. She’s inauthentic, and inauthentic people have no place on a show that lives and dies by authenticity. If you’re going to be dishonest, then be dishonest everywhere but the Stern show. When confronted with her greedy idea to charge $100 per ticket to her baking party, she deflected the critique with a simple, “My talent is baking.” If you’re going to use Stern’s name for personal, financial gain, then at least cop to it.
Artie Lange on Howard Stern: “I Was Never Fired”
Artie Lange infuriates me. In his many years on the Howard Stern show, he was never honest, and despite his excessive personal turmoil, he’s still not honest. According to the Examiner, when asked about his attempted suicide, Lange said he was not actually attempting suicide, but rather, he thought that stabbing himself nine times with a 13-inch kitchen knife would result in him feeling “floaty.” He also admitted that he never actually finished his time in rehab or the psych ward, which isn’t surprising. And since there’s no mention of his sobriety or any proclamation of being an “addict,” I have serious doubts about whether he’s clean. I hope Howard Stern sticks to his guns and continues to exclude Artie from any follow-up guest appearances.
Howard Stern Dances on AGT with Savage Men — Hilarious
How does Howard Stern continually top himself? The man is the world’s best improviser. After a group called Savage Men performed a wanna-be strip dance, Stern said, “I always think that women don’t like a physique like that. They like what I have.” After a challenge from the men, Stern got on stage to join them for a dance. Watch below.
Howard Stern Makes 7 Year Old Cry — Has a Heart
The tears of the 7 year old on America’s Got Talent is more the fault of the producers for letting him perform (and the child’s mother) than it is of Howard Stern. But America finally got to see Stern’s soft-side. He walked on stage to give the boy a hug, and then turned to his sidekick, Robin Quivers, and said that the job as judge just isn’t for him. Nick Cannon also proved to be a great host when he immediately came to the child’s aid. Watch below.