Tag: Howard Stern

Howard Stern & Jerry Seinfeld: Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Two Jews kvetching over coffee?! It’s as if I’m home for Yom Kippur! Howard Stern joined Jerry Seinfeld for Seinfeld’s Crackle show, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, and hilarity ensued. Seinfeld dodged Stern’s Leno questions, followed by a very funny accusation that Stern’s obsession with Seinfeld’s sexual prowess might be based on Stern’s homosexual tendencies. Stern also revealed some touching childhood moments about his insecurity and his bid for his father’s affection, which was beautifully juxtaposed against his arrogant declaration that he’s the greatest guy in the history of radio. If you listen to Stern’s radio show, you’d know that Seinfeld and Stern have yet to reunite post-filming, despite Stern’s desire to cultivate a friendship. In fact, when Stern inquired on-the-air about the exact date this episode would be released, Seinfeld’s assistant reached out with details. My guess? Seinfeld’s wife might not be a Stern fan. But what do I know? Watch below to see the two titans in action.

Jonah Hill Reveals His Wolf of Wall Street Salary — $60,000!

When Jonah HIll revealed to Howard Stern that he received a mere $60,000 for The Wolf of Wall Street, I was initially impressed. Hill emphasized his extreme desire to win the role, and he insisted on signing his contract before he lost the offer. But after further thought, I found myself perplexed. This isn’t an art house Woody Allen film with a small budget. In fact, the budget was $100 million. Therefore, the undercut of Hill’s salary seems like a shady attempt to prey on his desperation. Why would the leading man get millions and Hill receive minimum payment? The short explanation for this is that the studio knows they have lots negotiating leverage with actors in a Scorsese film — and they use it. Watch Jonah in a clip from the film below.

Howard Stern’s Headliners: Jon Bon Jovi, John Fogerty, & Steven Tyler

Howard Stern will celebrate his sixtieth birthday at the Hammerstein Ballroom on January 31st, and he has officially announced some of the evening’s hottest headliners. Hosted by superfan Jimmy Kimmel and presented by SiriusXM, the powerhouse event will have performances from some of Stern’s most-loved musicians, including Jon Bon Jovi, John Fogerty, & Steven Tyler. As for the other A-listers, confirmations are coming, but Stern has hinted at some big names. And though it pains The Dishmaster to divulge this, I tried and failed to get tickets to the King’s big day. Rumor has it I’m not the only person who’s been listening for more than half my life, so I’ll take the hit with my head held high. There’s still hope, so I’d encourage all my readers to keep their fingers crossed on my behalf.

Julie Chen v. Jenny McCarthy — Is ‘The View’ Doomed?

Jenny McCarthy Barbara WaltersJulie Chen visited the King of all Media to promote ‘The Talk’ and she admirably answered the shock jock’s probing questions with honesty (except for the nose job one). One such question was whether ‘The View’ made a mistake with its new, non-politics direction. Howard Stern then asked about Jenny McCarthy, and Chen insisted that McCarthy is more suited for a pop culture format, and since ‘The View’ has always been known for hard-hitting topics, she simply doesn’t fit in.

The interesting irony of Julie Chen’s comment is that Jenny McCarthy is no more suited to discuss politics than Survivor contestant Elisabeth Hasselbeck. In fact, it might actually be  more interesting to hear the former playmate’s take on harder topics.  It’s unfortunate; however, that Jenny McCarthy got caught in the cross-hairs of a more interesting debate. Is it true that ‘The View’ made a mistake with it’s new format? Though it pains me to say this, the answer is yes.

ABC fell victim to a common error with its revamp. They listened to the public. While it’s true that public opinion matters, a major network should be led by their opinion, not bound to it. Elisabeth Hasselbeck was too contentious and off-putting, and she made ‘The View’ uncomfortable to watch while unwinding. That being said, just because one person is poisonous, that doesn’t mean the format should be entirely trashed. There are a million resources for pop-culture, and I have zero interest in watching a group of women debate what I can find in any other forum imaginable. But try finding a show that discusses political issues with entertaining, non-experts and a spoonful of sugar (there aren’t many).’The View’ was a resource to learn about intricate political topics with ease, and they have now become a bunch of girls gabbing about gunk. I get it. They want to be one with the times. Hopefully they will learn what those times actually are before it’s too late.

 

 

Howard Stern to David Letterman: “I’m in the Jungles Fighting Your War”

Howard Stern had another epic appearance on David Letterman, and true to form, he bashed Jay Leno, followed by an objection to Letterman’s new found friendship with his once foe. Stern said he feels like “a Vietnam veteran that’s still in the jungle fighting [his] war and [Letterman’s] made up with Vietnam.” He also recounted his own former friendship with Letterman, which Stern single-handedly tanked when he ran his mouth on his radio show in the early days. Watch the king of all media make nice with the king of late night television.

Chubby Checker to Howard Stern: “REVIVE THE TWIST!”

Chubby Checker called into Howard Stern today with a serious gripe about how radio stations no longer play ‘The Twist,’ which according to Checker is, “The biggest song on the planet.” Upon listening again, I was suddenly reminded about how good music used to be, and out of respect, appreciation, and nostalgia, I’m posting the video below. I’d encourage bloggers everywhere to do the same.

JOIN.THE.MOVEMENT.

Britney Spears Radio Interview Goes Wrong — Blame Ryan and Roula

Here at The Dishmaster, I’ve done a lot of interviews with high-profile talent. Some of my subjects were better than others. But you’ll never know who, and each and every one of my interviews will either be written in a favorable light or it won’t be published. Why? Because I don’t invite people into my living room to shit on them. If you’re ship is sinking, I’ll help plug a hole in it, even if you’re the one who shot through the bottom. Britney Spears was not afforded that same courtesy in an interview with The Roula & Ryan Show in Houston. Her team restricted the questions, and apparently, Britney shut down during the interview when Ryan & Roula wanted to “change things up,” instead of “asking straight questions.” None too pleased with the result, the interview was pulled, and Ryan and Roula subsequently bad-mouthed the singer, taking zero responsibility for their part in it. They pointed out that she has “fifteen years in the business,” “is worth $100 million,” and should be able to handle herself.

I have some words of wisdom for Ryan & Roula, if they’re listening. First, if the interview went awry, you’re at fault. You have the responsibility to format your questions in a way that makes her comfortable, and if you can’t do that, you’re to blame. Britney Spears has notorious interview anxiety, and even though she’s a big star, she’s entitled to be uncomfortable with the press that goes along with her career. Media savvy and talent don’t always coincide. And lastly, call Howard Stern. Maybe he can give you advice about how to do your job properly.

Listen below for their heinous recap of their interview with Britney Spears.

David Arquette Admits Relapse to Howard Stern

David ArquetteWell, this is just sad. As I type this, I’m fully aware that David Arquette is against me typing this. He’s consistently accused internet bloggers of cruelty, claiming they twist the truth and get the facts wrong. During his interview with Howard Stern, he claimed “everybody’s getting along,” and both Courtney Cox and his current girlfriend, Christina McLarty, support him. The sad truth; however, is that David Arquette relapsed, and the “cruelty” he refers to is really just disguised concern. It’s clear he hasn’t yet surrendered to his addiction, telling Howard Stern that his sobriety makes him “not true to himself.” Here’s hoping he gets his addiction under control before it’s too late.

Gregg “Opie” Hughes Insults Howard Stern — STAND DOWN, DIPSH*T

Want to know how a talentless hack gets his name in the press? By riding the coattails of someone people actually care about, of course. Gregg “Opie” Hughes of Opie & Anthony took some time to insult the King of All Media’s reduced radio schedule, with ridiculous claims about how he tanked the Sirius stock and ruined his brand by going mainstream on America’s Got Talent. It goes without saying that Hughes’ probably loses sleep at night thinking of the radio titan, wishing he could garner one tenth of Stern’s payday and even a modicum of his loyal audience. The fact that they guy even got a salary for his horrible radio show is astounding. So Opie — if you’re reading this — just know that when you insult the King — YOU INSULT ME. And in case you’re wondering where this feud began, Stern successfully placed a gag order on Opie & Anthony back in the day, and it appears the bloated baby never got over it. Listen below to Stern recounting the gag order and to Hughes’ original rant.