‘Jersey Shore’ News – Sammi and Ronnie Are Still Together

Jersey Shore fans rejoice! The tumultuous couple that is Sammi and Ronnie are back together – or at least still fooling around. Radar Online has a picture of the two kissing on South Beach, which makes me very happy. Next to Rob and Amber Mariano of ‘Survivor,’ these two are my favorite reality couple. To see the pic, click below.

Sammi and Ronnie Kissing

Angelina Leaves ‘Jersey Shore’ House

It looks like we can expect the new season of ‘Jersey Shore’ to deliver the drama.  In a repeat of Season 1, Angelina has left the house.  Apparently, the entire cast hates her and doesn’t understand why she was invited back for the second season.  This might be the reason for her exit.  I guess we’ll have to wait to find out.

Mtv Will Replace the ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Next Season

Get your picket signs ready.  Mtv plans on replacing the entire cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’  What will Snooki do now?  No reason was given for the decision, but my guess is it’s more financial than creative.  Mtv probably attributes the show’s success to the concept rather than the specific cast members, and they think they can strike gold twice with less overhead.  They know that the current cast will request a major salary increase at the end of Season 2, and so they figure they’ll sack them and get some cheaper nobodys.  Big mistake guys.

Mtv Isn’t Involved in the ‘Jersey Shore’ Spinoffs

Mtv released a statement explaining that they have nothing to do with the ‘Jersey Shore’ spin-offs.  The original advertisement said “from the people that brought you ‘Jersey Shore,'” which accounts for the confusion.  To clarify, the spin-offs are from the same production company, but it will air on a different network.  Summary?  It has nothing to do with Mtv.  In case you missed the advertisements, you can see them below.  The shows are tentatively titled “Persian Version” and “Wicked Summer.”  Gosh, I can’t wait.

“If you are at least 21 years old, appear younger than 30, and are outrageous, outspoken and a proud Persian-American, then Doron Ofir Casting and 495 Productions are looking for you!” 

“Seeking Massachusetts residents who believe in God, family, the Red Sox and partying! 

Mtv Announces ‘Jersey Shore’ Air Date

Mtv will air season two of ‘Jersey Shore’ on Thursday, July 29th.  The network also revealed that the cast will actually return to the Jersey Shore for the second half of the season.  So I guess it’s like two shows in one?  If you want to catch a glimpse of the cast, I’d advise you to fly to Miami and find out what the trashiest South Beach club is.  Either that or go to a tanning salon and lay in one of those cancer sandwiches.  I kid. 

Mtv Separates ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast

According to TMZ, Mtv is taking many precautions to catch all the juicy (no pun intended) ‘Jersey Shore’ moments on television.  Mtv is bringing the cast to Miami in separate cars.  That way if they want to fool around with each other, they will have to wait until they arrive in Florida.  Pretty genius as far as I’m concerned.  No word yet on what the new name for the Miami show will be.  I’m certain there will be plenty of drama though! 

Judge Says Mtv Can Air ‘Jersey Shore’ Episodes

Two individuals were denied their request to block episodes that showed them fighting with cast members on Mtv’s ‘Jersey Shore.’  The individuals involved in the fight were a police officer and his wife.  The police officer was fired from his job after the show aired.  This marks the second lawsuit filed in an effort to block ‘Jersey Shore’ episodes from airing.  The first suit involved a man that was punched by cast member Ronnie.  ‘Jersey Shore’ fans may remember him lying in the street unconscious while Ronnie was being arrested.  The man argued that even though his face was blurred in the episode, his identity was obvious because of his tattoos.  The Judge denied his request.  See the cast below. 

Jersey Shore’s Ronnie and Sammi Break up . . . for good this time?

It looks like season’s ‘Jersey Shore’ is going to have plenty of drama for the fans.  The entire cast will be reuniting in Miami, including the recently broken up Ronnie and Sammi.  Ronnie has been very mature about the breakup though, making sure to post all of his recent exploits on twitter.  Here are some of his recent posts.  Before you begin to read the tweets, be aware that “GTS” means Gym Tan Smush.   Apparently, smush = sex.  Got it?

“Come on Snook u can never GTS to much ( u kno that lol)…..wooooo…2 weeks, You ready? bc im not”
“Early morning GTS.. Busy day gonna be crazy….”
“GTS for next few days.. then Ohio on Fri to shut that bitch down… Lets get it Athens”