Celebrity Instagram Pics — The Week’s Top Snaps

If you know The Dishmaster, then you know I have a strict policy against publishing paparazzi pictures. I will; however, publish pictures posted by the celebrities themselves, and you can often find some gems on instagram. I’ve posted this week’s top snaps below. Enjoy!

Photo courtesy of Casper Smart
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart in Rome, sword-fighting in front of the legendary Coliseum. Photo courtesy of Casper Smart
Kristin Cavallari revealed her baby bump. Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari.
Kristin Cavallari revealed her baby bump. Photo courtesy of Kristin Cavallari.
Lindsay Lohan flashing artistic side boob. Photo coutesy of Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan flashing artistic side boob. Photo coutesy of Lindsay Lohan
Miranda Kerr in a nostalgic throwback to her Angels. Photo courtesy of Miranda Kerr
Miranda Kerr in a nostalgic throwback to her Angels. Photo courtesy of Miranda Kerr
Jessica Simpson looking slim for her Weight Watchers commercial. Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson.
Jessica Simpson looking slim for her Weight Watchers commercial. Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson.
Kelly Clarkson's wedding picture. Photo Courtesy of Kelly Clarkson.
Kelly Clarkson’s wedding picture. Photo Courtesy of Kelly Clarkson.

Jessica Simpson Debuts “Crazy Beautiful” Daughter

Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson
Photo Courtesy of Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson sure wasn’t kidding when she called her daughter Maxwell “crazy beautiful.” The totally adorable tot is slightly over a year old and recently became a big sister when the Fashion Star host and her beau, Eric Johnson, welcomed Ace Knute Johnson.

Tabloid Town — The News in Brief

 

  • RHOM’s Joanna Krupa tied the knot with longtime love, Romain Zago. BuddyTV
  • Russell Brand had an orgasm overload. E! Online
  • Zoe Kravitz & Penn Badgley broke up. Wonderwall
  • Kristin Cavallari walked down the aisle in style. Celebuzz
  • Amy Poehler & Nick Kroll made their romantic debut. Socialite Life
  • Have Jennifer Lawrence & Nicholas Hoult rekindled their romance? Cambio
  • Jessica Simpson has a beautiful baby. ICYDK
  • Kate Winslet is having her third child. Yahoo!
  • ‘Dexter’s’ Jennifer Carpenter might have ended Seth Avett’s marriage. Celebitchy
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt is engaged and pregnant. People
  • Kim Kardashian & Kanye West have a new baby girl. USA Today
  • ‘RHOC’s’ Tamra Barney is a married woman. NYDN
  • Billy Joel & Elton John ended their feud. TV Guide
  • Charlie Sheen thinks Farrah Abraham has “tranny-boobs.” GossipCop
  • Miley Cyrus‘ mother filed for divorce. TMZ
  • Jane Lynch is getting divorced. ABC News
  • Kate Upton was spotted canoodling with Maksim Chmerkovskiy. LA Times

Nick Lachey on Joe Simpson: “Played Grab-Ass on Easter Sunday”

Andy Cohen sure knows how to cause drama. During ‘Watch What Happens Live,’ the 98 degrees singer confessed to not having spoken to Jessica Simpson in years, followed by the revelation that the “best thing about not having Joe Simpson as a father-in-law” is avoiding under-the-table grab-ass. I suppose we now know the real source of tension between Lachey and Papa Joe.

News in a Nutshell — The Weekend Edition

 

  • Driving diva Danica Patrick is officially divorced. TMZ
  • Bradley Cooper was seen canoodling with Rachel McAdams. E! Online 
  • Real Housewives’ Gretchen Rossi reversed her gender role. Digital Spy
  • Melissa Gilbert got married. Hollywood Life
  • Country Star Jason Aldean’s marriage didn’t survive his cheating scandal. Huffington Post
  • Kim Kardashian won’t bump-it. In Touch
  • Harry Styles is dating Kimberly Stewart. Mirror
  • Vince Vaughn is having another baby. ABC
  • Jessica Simpson’s parents are divorced. People
  • Michael Jordan got married. Gossip Cop
  • Chris Pine is single again. ICYDK
  • Justin Timberlake is happily married. Stuff
  • Steve Martin is a first time dad. Yahoo

Tabloid Takedown — Week-in-Review — Celebrity Rundown


 

  • Is Sofia Vergara is having a baby via surrogate? RumorFix
  • Jake Gyllenhaal has a new girlfriend. E! Online
  • Holly Madison won the worst-baby-name award. Us Weekly
  • Kim Kardashian is still paying for her bad taste in men. Wet Paint
  • Sarah Jessica Parker finally talked about The Carrie Diaries. Just Jared
  • Danny Boyle and Rosario Dawson split. Telegraph
  • Pregnant Lady Antebellum’s Hillary Scott revealed her baby’s sex. Hollywood Life
  • Marc Anthony’s May/December romance is heating up. Stuff
  • It appears David Bowie and Mick Jagger really did have sex. Digital Spy
  • Jessica Simpson dropped her baby’s gender. Zap2It

One-Minute-Rundown: Celebrity News of the Week

  • Cameron Diaz has a new man. Showbiz Spy
  • Kim Kardashian didn’t offer Kris Humphries a $10 million, after all.  Gossip Cop
  • Shakira revealed her first baby picture. Inquisitr
  • Michael Buble is expecting a baby. The Sun
  • Sylvester Stallone paid off his half-sister after allegations of abuse. Radar Online
  • Jessica Simpsons’ parents are at war over divorce money. Reality Weekends
  • Bethenny Frankel’s divorce is an official war.  USA Today
  • Lindsay Lohan fired her lawyer,  and then unsuccessfully attempted to re-hire her. The NY Daily News

Jessica Simpson Explains Wedding Delay: “He Keeps Knocking Me Up”

No one can call Jessica Simpson unlikable. She’s down-to-earth and moderately ridiculous, and she sure has come a long way since her, “is this tuna or chicken” days. Watch below to see her interview with Jay Leno, where she explains the extent to which she overate during her first pregnancy and how her fiance was proud to knock her up a second time.

Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — Celeb Central

 

  • Sugarland’s Jennifer Nettles has a new sugar tot. People
  • Scarlett Johansson has a new man. Celebuzz
  • Hugh Hefner’s fiance returned. Huffington Post
  • Charlie Sheen’s ex is in trouble again. TMZ
  • Owen Wilson & Stephen Dorff got wet & shirtless. Perez
  • Ice T’s love for Coco just got tested. Media Takeout
  • Demi Moore may or may not be doing well, depending on how you look at it. Radar Online
  • Robert Kardashian is one angry ex-boyfriend. E! Online

 

Tabloid Gossip — Weekend Rundown — The News in Brief

 

  • Another member of NSYNC is off the market. People
  • Ashley Greene is on the market. Opposing Views
  • Jennie Garth is a dating diva. ICYDK
  • Adam Levine debuted his new model girlfriend. AOL
  • Whitney Houston’s daughter is against incest. Wonderwall
  • Jason Segel & Michelle Williams moved in together. The Gossip Girls
  • Chris Brown might have impregnated his ex before dumping her for Rihanna. The Superficial
  • Jessica Simpson’s father might be a homosexual. Radar Online
  • Eva Longoria and Mark Sanchez broke up. Los Angeles Times
  • Brian Austin Green lost his lawsuit against Vanessa Marcil/his baby mamma. Daily Mail
  • Steven Spielberg reconciled with his dad. The Wrap
  • Another couple from The Bachelor bit the dust. Wet Paint
  • Jesse James is dating a rich drag racer. Tabloid Column