#Tabloid Gossip: Your News Review

Avil Lavigne is not in rehab. ICYDK

Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton broke up. Jezebel

‘American Pie’s’ Chris Klein is engaged. People

Kim Kardashian can’t get pregnant. TMZ

Fergie’s son is her clone. Us Magazine

Amy Adams had some Today Show drama. NYDN

Hayden Panettiere debuted her daughter’s first photo. Hello Magazine

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden might be engaged. The Frisky

Nicole Scherzinger’s new video might cause a venereal disease. Celebuzz

‘American Idol’s’ Phillip Phillips is tying the knot. Pop Sugar

Ludacris is getting hitched. Wet Paint

Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy are back together in Aspen. Just Jared

Chelsea Handler showed her huge tatas on twitter. Twitter

Is Chris Brown engaged to Karrueche TranRumor Fix

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Winnie from ‘The Wonder Years’ has wed. Rumor Fix

Kendall Jenner is not dating Justin Bieber. Billboard

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick might be done. Contact Music

Parenthood’s Erika Christensen is engaged. Digital Spy

Khloe Kardashian still wants to be married to Lamar Odom. E! Online

Ricki Lake’s husband is protesting their prenup. TMZ

Cody Simpson and Gigi Hadid are getting cozy. Just Jared. 

Kim Kardashian got Dave Grohl sober. Fish Wrapper

Kelsey Grammer’s daughter Greer is Miss Golden Globe. Us Mag

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Ashton Kutcher still talks to Demi Moore’s kids. WHAT’S NEW

Liam Neeson and Brooke Shields were once engaged. PEOPLE

Kendall Jenner landed a contract with Estee Lauder. RTM

Naya Rivera doesn’t like Kim Kardashian’s ass. WONDERWALL

Do Angelina Jolie and Amal Clooney hate each other. RUMOR FIX

Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger were spotted smooching. POP SUGAR

Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie might not divorce. WET PAINT

Benedict Cumberbach is engaged. HOLLYWOOD LIFE

Solange Knowles got married. DLISTED

Selena Gomez went on a date. CELEBUZZ

Tori Spelling and her husband continue to torture each other. THE STIR

 

Kim Kardashian is Butt Ass Naked — Paper Magazine Cover

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The irony of Kim Kardashian’s now infamous pose on the cover of Paper Magazine is that upon first glance, I thought she was standing inside a trash bag. And while I don’t usually demean others for sport, that note is fitting. To quote the great Howard Stern, she’s managed to maneuver her “career” into being “the most famous porn star in history,” considering her entire being is based on a sex tape. This picture is certainly provocative, and her brand is based on sex, so that’s also fitting. Moreover, the oiled-up look is a porn-based preference (don’t ask me how I know that), so I imagine she had some input into the creative decision. But hey — she’s laughing all the way to the bank (injections or not . . . allegedly).

Weekend Roundup: Your Tabloid News Review

Jay Z and Beyonce put those breakup rumors to rest. HUFFPO

Gerard Butler’s got a new babe. Just Jared

Think good thoughts for the legendary Joan Rivers . . . please. Rumor Fix

Juan Pablo Galavis and Nikki Ferrell have extended their fifteen minutes to Couples Therapy. People

Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg have wed. Wet Paint

Ashlee Simpson and Evan Ross are married. Us Magazine

Brad Pitt finally made an honest woman out of Angelina. Pop Bytes.

Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade are husband and wife. CBS News

Kate Mara and Max Minghella split. E! Online

Britney Spears is single, and her father is a superhero. FashionStyle

Brody Jenner skipped Kim Kardashian’s wedding over a squabble. RealityTVWorld

Travis Barker remembers DJ AM on the 5-year anniversary of his death. Daily Mail

Kim Kardashian Explains Robert Kardashian’s Wedding Exit

There’s a fine line between empathy and enabling, and Kim Kardashian West seems to have mastered the dance. Though Andy Cohen went easy on the reality star, he did get the dirt Robert Kardashian’s infamous exit from her wedding, and she didn’t hold back. Watch below to see Kardashian explain her tough love approach to her little bro.

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Katie Couric is married. Hollywood Life

Kim Kardashian sent her baby home without her. The Stir

Shannon Doherty might adopt. In touch

Heidi Klum and Seal were spotted canoodling. Hollywood Take

Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden are moving fast. L&S

Former DWTS host Samantha Harris opened up about her double Mastectomy. Closer

Zachary Levi tied the knot. E! Online

JLO and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are getting romantic. Radar Online

Katy Perry and Robert Pattinson might have been making out. THG

Hope Solo is in trouble. Rumor Fix

Kenan Thompson is a dad. People

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Bethenny Frankel really hates her husband. People

Sandra Bullock is seeing Chris Evans. Just Jared

Scott Wolf welcomed his third child. Us Magazine

Justin Bieber and Adriana Lima got cozy in Cannes. E! Online

Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell broke up. Daily Mail

Guiliana and Bill Rancic suffered a miscarriage. RumorFix

Kylie Jenner is following in the footsteps of her famous selfie family. Hollywood Life

Melissa Etheridge is married. USA Today

Levi and Bristol are still battling for their baby. WetPaint

Gwenyth Paltrow stepped into a pile of GOOP again. Vanity Fair

Kim Kardashian is fashionably challenged . . . AGAIN. People

Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas had a baby. HUFF PO

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Kanye West and Kim Kardashian got married. E! Online

Rachel Bilson is pregnant. Us Magazine

Katy Perry and Diplo are done. Wonderwall

Despite denying it, Lea Michele dated Matthew Morrison. HuffPo

Teen Mom’s Catelynn and Tyler are having another tot. Wet Paint

Chris Martin and Alexa Chung were seen on a dinner date? Pop Suger

Sherri Shepherd’s divorce might get nasty. People

Cameron Diaz is dating Benji Madden. ICYDK

Charlize Theron opened up about her romance with Sean Penn. Just Jared

Nikki Reed filed for divorce from Paul McDonald. TMZ

Jason Patric won a huge victory in his custody battle. Contact Music

Cheryl Hines is engaged to a Kennedy. What’s New

Solange, Jay-Z, and Beyonce had a lot of drama. Radar Online

Jennifer Esposito opened her angry Bradley Cooper ex-files. NYDN

Tabloid Gossip — Your Weekly Links

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West might be married. People

Kerry Washington gave birth. Reality TV World

Ben Affleck is having gambling problems. NYDN

Quentin Tarantino sued Gawker again. MSN

Tony Parker had a baby. Wet Paint

Marc Anthony’s ex-wife wants A LOT more money. TMZ

Kevin Connolley and Lydia Hearst split. Just Jared

Naya Rivera’s issues continue. RumorFix

Derek Hough is dating Nikki Reed. Daily Mail

Charlie Sheen is free to marry his fiance. Us Magazine

Dolce and Gabanna are going to do jail time. Forbes

James Franco thinks Lindsay Lohan stalked him. Digital Spy

Jennifer Esposito is engaged. LA Times

Selena Gomez got it on with Orlando Bloom? ICYDK

David Arquette had a baby. Radar Online

Sarah Silverman’s romance just scored her a huge get. Ausiello