Quote of the Day — Liam Gallagher — Oasis

“It’s not over yet. There are a few things which need to be sorted out. I didn’t want this to happen. It’s not nice suing your family but like I said, he was telling porkies (lies) for the sake of his mates and journalists to get a wise crack on me… If he listens to his lawyers and does the right thing then it’ll be well and truly over. I never wanted it to happen but it has to happen.” Liam Gallagher on his eternal feud with his brother Noel Gallagher after he sued Noel for suggesting that Liam missed a concert because of a hangover.

Quote of the Day — Steve Jobs the Taskmaster

In the Summer of 2008, Apple launched MobileMe on its third generation iPhone, which was meant to compete with Blackberry’s coveted email system. Despite the iPhone’s positive reviews, MobileMe was a failure with critics. So Steve Jobs, never one to take failure lying down, gathered his MobileMe team for an emergency town hall meeting. Then he asked, “can someone tell me what MobileMe is supposed to do?” After getting an answer, he replied, “then why the fuck doesn’t it do that?”

Quote of the Day — ‘Columbiana’ Movie Review

“Co-writer and co-producer Luc Besson tries a new spin on his tried-and-true “La Femme Nikita” formula, but the results are so clumsy and over-the-top that they should have just called the movie “Panty Assassin” and played the whole thing for laughs.” Alonso Duralde very funny movie review of Zoe Saldana’s new film, ‘Columbiana.’

Quote of the Day — Did Will Smith and Jade Pinkett Split Up?

“What? In Touch said that? I know nothing about this … Lord. I’m going back to bed.” Will Smith and Jada Pinkett’s rep, Karynne Tencer, on whether In Touch Weekly’s report is true that the superstar couple separated.

Quote of the Day — Paul Stanley of ‘Kiss’

“We were a little more traditional and stuck with names our children hopefully won’t regret when they grow up. Your kids aren’t objects for amusement, so why would you give them a name that would subject them to possible ridicule at school? Kids can be pretty tough on each other, and who wants to put a child named Spaghetti through school?” Paul Stanley on why he named his newborn Emily instead of adhering to the current celebrity trend of wacky baby names.

Quote of the Day — Beyonce

“There is room on this earth for many queens . . . I have an authentic, God-given talent, drive, and longevity that will always separate me from everyone else. I’ve been fortunate to accomplish things that the younger generation of queens dream of accomplishing. I have no desire for anyone else’s throne. I am very comfortable in the throne I’ve been building for the past 15 years.” Beyonce’s best attempt at humility

Quote of the Day — Thomas Jane

“Well, Joel Silver came on board the project and said that he has a quote-unquote ‘formula’ for these quote-unquote ‘buddy movies’ and it has to be a white guy and a quote-unquote ‘ethnic guy.’ And they relieved me of duty and basically paid me off, which I was really upset about, you know? I didn’t get a call from Stallone. I was a little upset about that. Maybe they didn’t want anybody on the movie with a bigger dick than him.” Thomas Jane on why he got fired from Sylvestor Stallone’s new movie, ‘Headshot.’